| Mike-Chan | |
| Why do people hate the soda pop called Moxie? It's bottled by Coca-Cola, doesn't that mean it's automatically "hip". Why hasn't Coke pumped more money into theiur ad campaign for Moxie? Wait, does it even have an add campaign? |
| Adam | |
 | Who wouldn't like Moxie? |
| Adam | |
| This panaeca in an orange can is said to prevent loss of manhood, paralysis, softening of the brain, and faintness of heart. |
| Adam | |
| On top of that, Moxie can only be found in Maine, therefore it HAS to be good. |
| Moxie Boy | |
 | Just because some people say Moxie tastes like carbonated Ben Gay, doesn't mean you shouldn't drink it! |