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Frolic on the Downs

"Be glad, my merry friends, and let the warm sunlight heat now heart and limb!
Cast off these cold rags! Run naked on the grass, while Tom goes a-hunting!"

- Tom Bombadil, The Fellowship of the RRing

Welcome to the Downs, where naked Hobbits frolic! If you fancy the Hobbits or the Hobbit actors, then you've come to
the right place.

Here you will find my sexy photo-manipulations of the Hobbit actors and characters. I've written a few illustrated stories that you will need to read to see some of my pictures.

I've also written one humorous "character" story,

and lastly, I've made a small animated picture.

Enjoy your stay!

Illustrated Stories
Domfounded in My Garden (Dom) - Interview with a Hobbit (Billy) - Pose for the Camera (Lij & Dom)
Well Enough to Know (Frodo & Sam)

Photo Manipulations
Wirey Lij and his water gun - Sean Astin doing his Army thing
Samwise on the farm

Let Me See You Put It On (various LOTR characters, humor)

Animated Toon
Cirith Ungol (Frodo and Sam)

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Disclaimer: I do not own "LORD OF THE RINGS." Like I read on another site, it owns me! Seriously though, please do not use any of my pictures or stories without my permission. I do not know the true sexual orientation of any Hobbit actors.
You can write me at qamp@hotmail.com