ANIMALS




          This is another of my personal favourite subjects. Yes, I do love animals, and right now, I have three cats, they're 9 years (Shyma...she's the eldest. She's got the philosophy of "Don't mess with me, and I won't hurt you."), 6 months (Shadow...from the "mutt" breed; her mother, Cuddles, is a Calico, and her father is a Siamese. She's a meaniehead, BEAUTIFUL, and prissy. She's EVIL! If you make her mad, Heaven help you! *L*), and 8 weeks old (Spazz...he's a "tuxedo" cat. He's black and white, and has little white whiskers on his black face.),

          DOGS: I used to have a lot of dogs when I lived in Texas, but I unfortunately had to give them all away before I moved to San Diego. Their names were as follows:


          Freckles

          Romeo

          Juliet

          Attitude

          Belle

          Snoopy

          Scooby

          They were wonderful dogs, and although Freckles wasn't all there at times, she was a GREAT watchdog. I loved my dogs, and was really sad to give them away. I have even owned a dog named Morganna who was a Pit Bull, and a dog named Buddy, when I was 13, and a dog named Dickie when I was 4. I miss those dogs!!!




          BIRDS: I once owned a Cockatiel named Zazu who was dummer than shit. He liked to hit his head on the walls when I would let him fly around. I gave him to a friend of mine, before my baby was born, and he took real good care of him, but Zazu liked the light, and decided to fly away when he decided that the light was his friend. He flew out my friend's front door when someone burst in to talk to my friend. GRRRR? I have also owned Finches named Peg and Al, and Parakeets named Beavis and Butthead.




          HAMSTERS: I have owned 2 hamsters in my life, one named Andy, and one named Ratzilla. Ratzilla was a STRANGE character!!!




          CATS: I owned this cat named Baghira once. She tried to murder my hamster, Ratzilla, so I had to give her away. When I was I think 17 or 18, I owned a cat named Stimpy. When he was about 6 weeks old, he tried to walk through my bedroom door (literally) and after about 5 or 6 tries, he finally stopped and looked at me as if to say, "HEY! I'M NOT GETTING ANYWHERE!!!" I laughed for 3 days.




          Fishes: I used to own like a million guppies (those horny little bastards), and 3 Zebra Danios. The Guppies were having babies like every day it seemed. I was always having to give like 8million away to little kids in the neighbourhood it seemed like every week!!! Damn those are HORNY FISHES!!!!