What a lively bunch? Does this look like a first place team, or what? No, I didn't think so either. Maybe next year. Nice Dr. Evil  impression Wolff!!

Now that is a home run swing. Sosa and McGuire ain't got nothin' on this boy!! I think my team is amazed it isn't going down the third base line.

Yep, that is me on 2nd Base poised to take off at any moment. Speed. That is what I am talking about. Tony is on 1st.

Um, Dave. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but YOU ARE RUNNING THE WRONG WAY!!! Nice form though.

Hustling out to play a little D. Why is everyone else on my team hanging their heads like we are losing or something? Oh yeah, because we are losing. That sucks.