To enter the contest, simply answer the questions below and click on "Submit".

What is your favorite flavor of Blue Ball Cola?

sticky sweet slimy creme sailor salty frustratedly bitter dead fish extra crusty

What did you drink before you discovered Blue Ball Cola?

Dom Perignon, yeah right Night Train Something in a bag for a buck Squeezins Corn Likker pond scum Mr. Piddle Sterno

What do you do for a living?

male student geek female student geek armpit sniffer at deodorant factory zit farmer adult toy tester insurance agent peep show towel boy telemarketer psychic on 900# network WebTV addict

Where do you live?

Trailer Park Moms basement under da bridge library computer or science lab truck stop parking lot downtown Ellettsville southern Indiana Bible Belt on base, Middle East Joliet Ossining Poughkeepsie

Finally, pick your favorite Blue Ball Cola slogan:

More Than You Want, But Less Than You Need If it was up in ya yd know The Pause that goes on and on and on and on Comes In A Bottle Look for Wand Deprezz Throb throb fizz fizz I forgot what relief is Grab a Cold One -- Shower that is We're the post-AIDS generation At Least This Stuff Is Left Any More and It Will Turn Green! you dont understand how I need it!

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3-27-2000