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Not recommended for children. Do not try any of these at home.



 


Or how about a riddle: what did the Buddhist say to the New York City hot dog vendor?


"Make me one with everything..."


Why did the Buddhist turn down the novocain before having a root canal?



He wanted to transcend dental medication.

 

 


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