Letter to Dr. Laura |
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law.
I have learned a great deal from you, and I will try to share that knowledge with
as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle,
for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination.
End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws
and how to best follow them. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates
a pleasing odor for the Lord (Leviticus 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor
is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this? I would like to sell my daughter into
slavery, as it suggests in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her? I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of
menstrual uncleanliness (Leviticus 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking,
but most women take offense. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations
that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians.
Can you clarify? I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Leviticus 10:10),
it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
Leviticus 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight.
I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there
some wiggle room here? I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident
you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
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