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| This is my first victum named Omar. He is the one that inspired me to make Omar Land, where I can make fun of him. He is also my competion with a web site that he made. While I think my web site is better he still shot the first shots of war. He made fun of me on his site, so I make fun of him on my site. Let the war begin. |
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| 10 things not to say to Omar |
| 1. Got Milk? 2. Hey Billy Ray, Don't break my heart. 3. Omar whatever you say, you are not God. 4. You big red dog you. 5. Your web site sucks so much cheese that there is excess cheese on your chin. |
| 6. Garfield sucks!!!!!! 7. Did Johnny erase your Pokemon Game? 8. You suck at being Camera Man. 9. When you grow up, your going to be the manger of Dairy Queen. 10. No Omar!!!!!!!!!!............Yeah leave!!!.. |
| P.S. Do not take these things personal, you guys are my best friends. This is just a joke and is not meant to deeply hurt you. But I know you guys won't take it seriously, but just in case. Peace Out. |
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| The Honey Moon Story |
| This is my second victum Riah. He is the stupidest person on the planet has to be living a couple of Blocks form me. He creates and loses friends as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog on speed. He needs to take it slow and watch what he says. He did however, found true love. Terrorizer. They fell in love while wrestling each other for there jobs. They got married and here is the story of there Honey Moon. |
| Terrorizer got married to Mariahco a.k.a Riah on April 27. There had there honey moon in Tucson at the Holiday Inn. Well anyways, Riah got to the Hoilday Inn at 7:00 waiting for his Man. He was late. Riah spent the night in the room listening to Enienm's new album. At 10:00 clock he finally got there. He said his car got towed and....They had their first fight. But they argeed to their terms and you all know what happen next. Well the next morning, Riah awoke to no Vinnie. Well Riah wanted his Vinnie. He figured that he what to get a cup of ice or something.So Riah walked outside and looked into the pool.Vinnie was making out with another guy!!! That me tell you.Riah hasn't cried like that since he saw Goldust leave the WWF.Riah and Vinnie had a big fight.They ended up deciding to spilt up for a while.Vinnie moved to Sierra Vista and Riah is living gayer ever after. |
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| Jesus the 9th grader that never had a girlfriend. Johnny the ManBeast that took every Woman from sight, felt sorry for Jesus. So he desided to have a double date with Jesus. His girlfriend was having her cousin coming over and she was the blind date. Jesus gladly accepted and went home right away to get ready. Johnny and Jesus where waiting at dinner when Johnny's girlfriend come . Then Her cousin. Let me see if this is the right way Jesus discribed it. It was a beautiful sight, she walked in with her elegant gut sticking out and she the way she looked if anyone was looking. And then poked she butt. She then walked over and sat with us. I can tell she was sick. Her nose was running like a making of a dream. I got caught up of the moment and accidently spilled her drink all over her. Then as I stared I noticed this she had three jugs. Wow, I would have an extra one!! AS the date ended she kissed me and wow, I liked the spilt tounge thing it was awesome. She had skid marks on her butt as her walked off but I didn't care as I did mine too.. After the whole thing, Johnny came over and said he was sorry. I didn't understand why the date went perfect. I thought. Well months later she and I were going to get married. The date was after Hole's tour ended as she was number 1 groupy. But then I heard the unthinkable. I found out her was cheating on me. I saw her on the behind the sences. I knew it was she because she was the three nippled one. And she cheated one someone I knew. Mr Gonalez!!!!! |
| The Story of the Blind Date |
| This is my third victum. He has been my best friend since 4th grade. he was a good in school but then it happened. He became BRAVE. So Queso aka Jesus. You want to mess with me. ME, ME, Michael the MAGnificent. Well then your secert story that you told me never to tell, is finally being told. So the person that inspried me to make this Stupid Friends site. Here is the true story of Jesus Elephant Sucks Uranus Salt. |
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| Eduardo |
| This is my next victum. This is a stupid freak that is just gay. I put his life story for everyone to see. So click here to see the funny and very entertaining life of Eduardo. That is what you get for messing with the Magnificent sucka!!! |
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| This is a place where I am going to make fun of my stupid friends. They want to be stupid and try to get me to feel bad will take this. |
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