Itay: The blue eyes.
Do you want some of my gum? My gum is better than yours.
- same camper
Me: It's a tortois named Turtle.
Miriam: That's sad. That's derogatory.
"Great things happen when men and mountains meet" . . . in my pants.
- Tom
I've always been complimented by a female so I'm gonna assume its a good thing.
- Dan
What are didums? Penises?
- Justine
Wait. If Olean is 6 miles this way then where were we?
- Miriam ( on the way back from Olean)
Keep it waxed!
- Zev
Me: Where's my fork?
Miriam: I don't know, try the soup.
Miriam, I can make you far more broken, and that it not a threat.
- Meredith
Miriam: I love how you moved the shrimp to make room for the upside down glob of apple pie.
Meredith: It's lemon.
Dude, I don't know how anyone could eat this food and be pissed off.
- Meredith
I just had the craziest deja vu. I mean, we're all there.
- Meredith
I hate fish, except for tuna. But tuna's not really fish, it's mostly mayo.
- Justine
I was just smacked by gay pride.
- Miriam
Tom: What's the Ski Show?
Simone: That's when they go around the lake decoratively.
You could make a cup and at some point drink out of it!
- Meredith
. . .and by "with" I mean "all over".
- Justine
You like me cause I'm dumb.
- Justine
I'm so worried that I did something wrong and its going to make me have random vaginal bleeding.
- Justine
She is so special needs.
- Ally
I was, like, morphazizing.
Emily L.
