Me: You made me cry!
Meredith: Your mom made her cry.
It's true, Togis makes me funnier.
- Meredith
You can't put pasta there, that's derogatory!
-Miriam
Blue Jello, holy shit!
- Rachel C.
She, like, is a horse.
- Meredith
I think I've proved that I'm creative and can make a horse bit into and interesting piece.
- Meredith
I don't remember talking to her twice. Perhaps it was three or four times.
- Tom
Buttermilk is the dairy equivilant of a hot dog.
- Meredith
It doesn't get much more funky than magenta, splattered paint, and swirlies. How could you go wrong there?
- Meredith
Your ass is the reason your team didn't come in fifth place.
- Jason
First off all, I thought it was at 8. Second, Golde would never make Tevye a sandwich.
- Jason
I'm sorry _____, I don't speak Bitch.
- Justine
I wiped my face with my hand and was like "I smell Doritos". Then I was like "that's not Doritos, that was towel".
Justine
