SCOOBY TV 2/4

 

Challenge: Scooby TV (2/4)
Title: Scooby TV (Challenge)
Author: Saria Angel
Email: sariaangel@b...
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Psst hey guess what? I don't own a damned thing from the
Buffyverse or Passions
Notes: Challenge fic for Reds Big Bad
Part Two- Angel goes on 'say what karaoke'.
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(2/4)
"Hi I'm Dave Holmes and welcome to Say What Karaoke." the audience applauded loudly. "Lemme introduce our celebrity judges for today." The camera panned over to the judges area. "First we have James Van Der Beek from Dawson's Creek on Accuracy." the audience cheered as James waved happily. "Next we have our Style judge, from Will & Grace; Debra Messing." Debra smiled widely as the camera stayed on her face. "Last but not least judging on Overall Performance; Joey Fatone from mega group Nsync!" Joey stands up smiling and waving like a homecoming queen. Dave stands in front of Joey taking his spotlight. "Okay, we got three performers tonight. Three performers who were carefully selected out of a number of entries." The crowd cheers. "Shut-up people I'm trying to host a show here." Dave growled. "Okay up first is a damned fine man. I can say that because I feel safe in my own sexuality, don't I Laura?"

"THAT'S RIGHT DAVE!" Laura yelled and winked into the camera.

"Anywho, our first performer is from LA. Let's give a big welcome to Angel." Dave introduced.

Angel walked out gleefully, he had waited ages to be on karaoke. "Hi Dave." he smiled.

"Angel, Angel, Angel. Boy do you need a tan." Dave joked and laughed but stopped when he heard him growl. "So big man, what are ya doing for us?"

"I'll be singing Nsync's Sailing" He smiled. The camera panned over to Joey Fatone again who was munching on a Sub sandwich, it quickly left because it was just too gross of a site.

"Well alright folks, here's Angel with Sailing. Um, Joey you wanna put down the sandwich and pay attention?" Dave groaned. Joey threw his sandwich hitting Laura in the head. The music began and Angel sang as best as he could.

//Well it's not far down to paradise

At least it's not for me

And if the wind is right you can sail away

And find tranquility//

The audience clapped as the song stopped. Dave rushed onto the stage and stood beside Angel. "Well let's see what the judges have to say."

James gave him an 8, Debra gave him a 10 and Joey gave him a 7. Angel growled at the 7, but went on anyway to play the wheel of death. "Okay Angel give the wheel a spin."

Angel gripped a hold of the wheel and spun it gently. The needle landed on "The Real Slim Shady" By Eminem.

"I can tell by the look on your face you don't know that song." Dave joked. Angel just shook his head and did the best he could, and he sucked, bad. Getting only a 6 from James a 6 from Joey but another 10 from Debra. Angel and the other contestant Danella gathered onstage next to Dave.

"Okay Angel, you got a total of 22, but Danella got a total of 23. So sorry Angel you lose." Dave said regrettably. Something inside Angel snapped, and he grabbed Danella by the neck ripping into her neck with his fangs. He went on a rampage through the studio maming, killing anything that got in his path of Joey Fatone. He was the reason he'd lost and he was going down, he'd given Danella only one point more than him. Joey froze in his place looking at the carnage that lie before him. Angel stalked towards him "You're gonna pay." Angel snarled.

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(Interlude)

Alyson woke up frantically. [oookaaay, that was just dumb. What the hells in that medicine anyway?] "I'm going to bed." She told her boyfriend who was engrossed in watching Behind The Music with Poison on Vh1.

CHAPTER: 1