Jo_n_Jelle

Well, It's been a mighty long time, but here at last is the new Joey 'n' Jelle
report!

!NEWSFLASH!
Jo recently ran off to a circus where she met some sea monkeys who used to
work at McDonalds. They were very friendly and are helping her 'find
herself'.
If you see her maybe you could let her know.
Joelle however is doing quite well, I'm not sure if you heard about the flock
of geese that took over her house, but they have decided Joelle is allowed to
have her bedroom back, on the understanding she lets them eat her dogs.
The room's covered in goosepoo, but Joelle doesn't seem to mind.
So basically that is our reason for not writing a Joey 'n' Jelle report for
ages... such busy girls.

Misheard Lyrics... are we right?

It was a frosty weekday morning, about 6.45am. I was strolling along
Hullavington street past a large old house. As I took in the surroundings I
suddenly heard the most awful
sounds. I wondered, could the house be haunted?
Nope, That was Joelle singing in the shower....

I always get laughed at for singing the wrong words to songs, so for any
other weird/blonde/Jo-ish people out there, here are our regular mistakes...

Blink 182's, "All The Small Things"

Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lick
You're right, that's sick
Correct Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip

Offspring's, "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world loves one eyed fleas ah
Correct Lyrics:
The world loves wannabe's ah

Stereophonics', "More Life In A Tramps Vest"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's more life, more life, more life in a transvest (ite)
Correct Lyrics:
There's more life, more life, more life it a tramp's vest

more next time.... if we can be assed

Lyrics of the week

This band is called Good Charlotte, and we recommend them :)
They're pretty cool, kinda punk/ska... it name makes it sound like it could
be a load of menstruating females, but suprisingly, they're blokes.....
sympathy PMT maybe?

Good Charlotte - Little Things
www.goodcharlotte.com

Quote of the week

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose;
they should draw the line at goats though."
(apparentally Elton John said that... what was the man thinking?!?)

"masturbating is sex with someone you love"
(woody allen)
<sorry we're obsessed!>

Alright thats enough our brains are hurting... time for some dedications...

Tim- for letting us have our own place on his site :) (l.u,u.s.m!)
The rest of parody- for being maaaaad, especially bisto who has a voice!!
Yey! keep speakin man!
Danni, Vixi (the pixie weed), and chelle- for being melodramtaic and lovely
too!
Jake- cos we miss him. (he's run off with mr williams for a week of sex)
our mummies, daddies, handbags, pinkfishes, dogsies, catsies, overweight
hairy managers with B.O and of course, our hotpant-ed Mr Cleaver, Get It On!
oh yeah and anyone else who is sad enough to read all of this...we love you
all!! :)