| RAILS: NO, this is not the Indian Pacific "off it's rails". And NO, it's not the good news everyone was waiting for - no Thomas Norrie "the breakdancing dodgo" has not turned into a train. (I know that's what we were all hoping). But Tom Norrie is alive and as stinky as ever. IS THOMAS NORRIE YUDGE? He is often refered to as the "Incredible Wrench" as we like to refer to him due to his huge size, and offensive odour. From Thomas' grotesque smell, rumours went out that Thomas Norrie is in fact, YUDGE!! Are they true?? Yes, it's damn hard to tell. It's like the life-long question, trying to disinguish between the merits of the social behaviours and of Archie and James. Adrian refuses to be interviewed on the matter. Undoubtly, it is because he is so perplexed from trying to distinguish betweenThomas and Yudge. When contually asked for "the answers," he replied with, "THE PAU SUCKS!!" It is the unruly wrench that blinds, even the most powerful man's senses (Adrian). The latest Lynx technology has gone done the drain, and they are working on new titanium mesh mixtures. And as Bec "Gorgeous" Linquist says, "I love Shannon Brown!" But, then Adrian said to me (again): "Those cocky fatcat bastards (PAU people) need to wake up and realise Tom norrie is a dodgo". And there, my 'epiphany' occured. I finally got it!! Yudge is not a dodgo, and Tom Norrie is!! THAT'S HOW TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM! I wonder who invented music... It's kinda like..."Where is Sesame Street?" I heard Shannon Brown is going out with some mysterious cat in year 9 by the name of Rebecca Linquist. I also heard that Claire Gibson say that she loved "Tom Norrie." Tom Norrie said he was on a diet. And get this, I heard Adam Mckenzie said something. Ok, let's not get too out of hand. |
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| THOMAS NORRIE/YUDGE TORTURING CAKE: If this was smell-a-vision we'd have more hate mail than when we paid out Hamish Nairn, for being a square. By the way, Dave Berry is infact underneath this....."thing".....possibly cos Thomas doesn't like him after their argument. |
| STEVE: “I’ve know Thomas for three years, and while the orchestra has laughed and cried, Tom has always been at the back like this: |
| "And I never knew Thomas had a [dodgo] sense humour. However dry it may be. [In fact, he is the dodgiest dodgo I know].” On another occasion Steve said this: “Thomas is a dodgo.” |
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