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| STRESSED: Steven Williams profusely dripping sweat whilst conducting the open A's section. Engulfed by the haunting music of Symphony No. 2, he gave many band members wierd, twisted and evil looks. |
| PERFORMNG ARTS UNIT |
| Who cried a river and drowned the whole world… I bet you all lost faith in the world, or at least in the fact that this page was NOT going to be updated. Well here’s the story about how this page accidently got updated… DAVID: You're looking rather snug today Ellen! (ELLEN KIRKWOOD pulls out a gun hidden inside her bum rug/dressing gown/“coat”) ELLEN: (emphatically) UPDATE THE SITE OR ELSE! DAVID: (on his knees begging) I’m so sorry for paying out Hamish! I really am! And from there, this site was updated. So you can all thank Ellen for this page! SWE1 ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS The Performing Arts Unit’s Symphonic Wind Ensemble recently, competed in the “Open A” and “Junior A” groups of the national band championships. They had to beat two other teams in the “Open A” and three in the “Junior A”. Tough stuff! So what if Hamish Nairn wasn’t there to ruin the fun this time – there was the “trailer trash” and “loser bus” and Peta, Benson and Chris Hunt sitting at the back of “Loser Bus” trying to be cool. There was “Porno Paul” and “Fornicating Flick” CONSTANTLY getting on to each other. Will they continue this with Stage Band's tour of Mt Gambia? Will everyone get drunk again at Mt Gambia, like last year? Then there’s Susan the trombone tutor and her “balloon” breasts. Also Steve stealing a pair of black socks and showing it to the security guard. There’s dodgo Thomas Norrie… |
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| WHAT THEY REALLY MEANT!! |