| PAU PROFILES |
| THE LEADERS OF THE ORCHESTRA: |
| (Nah, we luv ya Jeremy and the hot chick that sits next to him!!!) |
| THE OBOIST: I can't actually insult the oboist, cos she's actually very good. |
| PICCOLO PLAYER: Time magazine recently voted Jenny as the greatest human being in history, on account of her "near, if not beyond, superhuman powers in regards to playing the piccolo". |
| SECOND VIOLINSFIRST DESK: I'm not in a position to insult here... These guys are good. (Held behind by the last desks) SECOND VIOLINS LAST DESK: Now, these guys, are bad!!!!!Probably don't even deserve to be in the orchestra. We all know how bad Tom is!! And what about that David character! |
| FIRST VIOLIN LAST DESK: Let me say it again, "who does cadets?" (especially girls) Not that there's anything wrong with girls doing cadets. Adrian tells me of a fine young lady, in fact, who does cadets. Claire and Harriet would make a nice team. |
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| From Behind: Jeremy |
| to be completed soon!! |
| VIOLAS (WHOLE SECTION): Doesn't the name say it all? When are you gonna make a sound? Wait, let me rephrase that, when are you going to STOP making sounds!! And Patrick stop drooling!! And Paris rulz. |
| HORN SECTION: Just blame it on a mistake in the music!! And yuck!!! All that slober and saliva!! Yuck!! And ties don't work that well in the bell. |
| BRASS SECTION: Ditto. |
| RAJ KUMAR: When are you gonna lead the orchestra? I reckon you'll fit very well into the Tuba case. And it's your turn to shout next week!!!! |
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| THE CONDUCTORE (J.O): During the climax of the Humperdinck: |
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| THE COR ANGLAIS PLAYER: You rule dude!! You're my hero!! (Well, you and Shannon Brown) (and Mia too) |