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| MUSIC JOKES (SOME OF THEM ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH MUSIC) |
| DAVID: Um........what does this [jokes section] have to do with RENT??? ADRIAN: Errrr....what are you talking about?? Oh right, this is a site about RENT. ADRIAN: My dog has no nose...... DAVID: How does it smell???? ADRIAN: Aweful!!!!! NIRO on the drums: "Ba dum che" JOEY (TRIVIANTI): (to Elle)How're you doing??? JOEY (Understudy): (to hot babe) How're you doing??? NICK: (to Naval Officer) How're you doing??? NIRO: Can i help you???? NICK: Is that supposed to be funny?? ADRIAN: When are there actually gonna be music jokes?? DAVID: When this website has some relevance to RENT. Q. Why are PAU band breaks limited to 20 minutes? A. So they don't have to retrain the drummers! Q. How do you make a percussionist play a "molto accelerando" (speed up tempo heaps)? A. Make them play a steady 4/4 time. Q. How do you keep a violin form being stolen? A. Put it in s viola case. Q. How can you tell a drummer's at the door? A. The knocking speeds up. Q. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? A. He doesn't know when to come in! Q. How do you stop an oboe from being stolen? A. Mark the case with the name "Robbie Girdler" A violist and a drummer were great friends (like they usually, for some reason are). The drummer goes, "Look!! A dead bird!!" The violist looks up at the sky saying, "Where?". Q. How does a saxophonist kill with a saxomophone?? A. Make it sharp!! Q. What does a violist's fingers have in common wiht lightening?? A. They never strike the same place twice. |
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| This is what Alex accidently brought orchestra one day: |
| Did i tell you Alex was a violist?? Any way, it's a damn fine raquet if i say so myself! |
| What instrument do you play??Select an instument for jokes Violin Horn Oboe Clarinet Tuba String (violia, bass, cello) |