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Oh, but you can bring it back.
Oh!. But I don’t want to bring back that style.

I started looking at some more shirts.

Too bad for me though.

Aunt Bossy found another shirt.
This time she found an orange shirt with blue polka dots, white polka dots, and green polka dots.
Why did I bring Aunt Bossy with me?

What was really bad, she was not paying any attention to the price either.

I walked over to the pants section and started looking at the pants on sale.
As I picked out several pants to buy, well Aunt Bossy put them all back.
She began to look at the other pants.
As she selected several pants for me, I turned and walked away, as if I did not know who she was.
She put one pair of pants in the basket.
They were black and white stripes. The prison type.
She then put a pair of yellow and green stripped pants in the basket.
To top this all off, she selected a pair of pants that were purple with orange and blue stripes.

I wonder if she needed some new glasses!

Going to the check out line, the cashier started laughing hysterically.
Instead of paying only $40.00, it cost me $120.00.
She asked Aunt Bossy, “Where is the carnival”?
I looked at Aunt Bossy and said, “Yea, where is the carnival.”?
I got the most glaring look from her.

Taking Aunt Bossy straight home, I made up my mind to return them as soon as possible and get my money back.
I was not going to tell her that, as I did not want to upset her.

Dropping Aunt Bossy off, I decided to go home and rest.
Arriving at my house, I could look down the street and see the curtain was opened at Aunt Nosey’s house.
She kept up with me, coming and going, by looking out that window.

When I walked inside the house, I unplugged the phone...
Several minutes later, Bang, Bang, Bang on my front door.
Yep, that’s her.
I quickly plugged the phone back in.

She said, “Why didn’t you answer the phone”?
I did not hear it ring.
Well! I called you and you did not answer.

Where have you been?
What you been doing?

Well for your information, I went shopping.
What did you get?

When I showed her, she started laughing hysterically.
You bought all that?