name: Rob sex: big boy hood: Lawrenceburg, KY
born: greenbrier county, west virginia
age: february 20, 1971
sign: pisces
height: 6' 2"
scales: circa 220
shoe: 12
hair & eyes: dark brown
personality: grumpy...bitchy...bitter...all of the above
issues: sex and violence...large bodies of deep water...heights...my mother
tattoos: tribal sun on my left shoulder
piercings: ears, that's it
boys/girls: mean boys and Nicole Kidman
significant other: hardly
career: abandoned the throbbing excitement of being a government budget analyst in DC to go back to school...currently working for a medical society and helping my mom with the accounting and administrative side of her business as well...I can give a long column of figures a workout
school: the University of Kentucky, College of Engineering
major: computer science
courses: this semester just Calculus II, University Physics and Anthropology
religion: atheist
color: forest green
tree: tulip poplars
flower: lotus eater
animal: orcas and spiders
season: winter
hobby: profanity
oddly attractive: marilyn milian
coffee: two or three cups...sometimes a espresso too
computer: 2.4 gHz, 712 MB RAM, etc...pretty decent
jewelry worn daily: anti-adornment
hat: white nike
shirt: my vintage Dead Kennedys t-shirt
pants: jeans
underwear: boxers
socks: white sweat socks...wanna sniff?
shoes: white addidas from back in the day
sunglasses: nah
handbag/pockets: chapstick, cell, lotsa change
wallet: brown leather...falling apart...filled with recently reactivated credit cards... usually empty
soap: ivory
cologne: is offensive
hair brush: my hair is a nest, so usually wear a hat
pet: I have a cat named India but as a family we have three other cats (Butterbean AKA the Little Gentleman, Waterbug & Kitty) and a dog named Brandy
in my fridge: linguine with clam sauce, wine
food: the big three: italian, indian and southern
fruit: asian pears
dessert: key lime pie
alcohol: vodka
drugs: roofies & herb...halcyon...anything free
car: jeep cherokee...bubba!
cartoon character: buttercup and velma
sport: ice hockey...so-called extreme sports
movie: "It'll turn up in our bed!"
song: the boxer - simon & garfunkle
listening to: siouxsie
lyric: "Tourists swarm to see your face, Confucius has a puzzling grace"
television: don't watch television much, but I love reruns of The Nanny and I am addicted to Court TV
last DVD purchase: God, how embarrassing...Ghost Ship
last magazine read: southern living
current read: You and the Law
focus: study hard for my physics class so I can maintain my high GPA
admire: st augustine, leonardo da vinci, elizabeth bennett & navy seals
what i said that caused someone to laugh: to my stepfather: "You know when Bart said he was glad to see you part of a family that made you smile? That can change."
annoying: everything
current obsession: mathematics
what i know that you probably don't: what squirrel gravy tastes like; how to track a deer; where to find and how to handle hellgrammites
first thing you do in the morning: spring out of bed, full of energy
last thing you do at night: kegel exercises
quote: "Garbage...garbage...trash!"
