I had saved Robot Jon's life for the 867th time. No big whoop. Everyone knows that too much plastic melts a robot's microchips. Since we were at the grocery store, it got me wondering about the food that humans eat. I tried some of these so-called marshmellows. The wrapping was ok but the inside is puffy and nasty. Hah! Silly humans. They wouldn't know a copper-topped duracell if it was served to them on a silver platter.

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