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Rite, I couldn't make a wee site without getting some little thoughts from my head out into the open.  I do think a lot and often very deeply into certain things which is probably a personal downfall, coz you can't plough a field by turning it over in your mind.  However I'm sure that I'm not the only one, no I'm not the only one. 

I have made a page full of Irish humour, its a quality the Irish have, the world laughs at us and we simply laugh at ourselves coz we don't take life that seriously.  Mm stereotyping an entire nation can be easy but it is so wrong, anyway peace man.

Irish Humour

So where are we going today? Can we achieve anything? Does it even really matter?  On the other hand though, you have different fingers.  Oh I just got lost in thought there people, it was unfamiliar territory.  Did you know dreamt is the only word in the English language ending in mt.  99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name and on that note, (f sharp or 1 for the PE teacher claiming your ill yet u can still spend the whole of dinner running after lasses and playing football) 42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.  Why do we believe them then, well we do when they fit what we believe if they dont well we forget them instantly.  On average our left hand does 56% of the typing.  Which fruit researched this and was the research extensive and culturally unbiased.  So much questions so little time, but theres no neeed, no neeeed.

Its got to be asked what is the meaning of life, is there life after death, would the Don be great today, was OJ really guilty and does Fairy liquid really last longer than its competitors.  Like I know what your thinking how can it when really you use the same amount of liquid each time no matter about the brand.  Is these new fairy bottles a good idea, do we care so long as coco pops stay coco pops, what a scandal that was, forget Hansie and his bookmakers.  That brings up another point blind date is a fix, I know you wouldn't think it, the bookmakers control the world, Cilla black is all an illusion, a front put up by some sort of mafia.  Could be human I suppose though, I blame the parents.  Do we make our own luck in life, is there defining moments, old people, (Zeth Armstrong I know your reading), will when I look back on these moments wish they could last forever.   I've got the inspiration and the passion now  show me the money. 

Advise, the stupidity of others should never be underestimated.  Why are there so much prats out there, why, why ... did u know that around 100 people each year choke to death on ball point pens, what a way to go, I'd prefer to save someones life by taking my own but would this be altruism.  Easy


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