The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good - Samuel Johnson
It ain't dyin' I'm talkin' about....it's livin' - Augustus McCrae "Lonesome Dove"
Never play cards with a man named Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman
whose troubles are worse than your own - Nelson Algren
I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that I'm as good as I never was - Rex Harrison
All men die, only some men live - unknown
All men live, only some men realize it - Cat's version
The older I get, the better I was - unknown
I am wounded but I am not slain. I shall lay me down and bleed awhile, then I shall rise and fight again.
Old Scottish Proverb
Dyin ain't much of a living - Clint Eastwood to bounty hunter who is chasing him as "The Outlaw Josey Wales"
Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching -
Not sure who said it, but wish it had been me
Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow -
Max Combs (I don't think Max originally said this, but he's the first one who emailed it to me)
Some people live rich lives, others die rich - sign in shop in Redwoods National Park, CA
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together - Carl Zwanzig
A righteous man regards the life of his animal - Solomon in Proverbs 12:10
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead - Jimmy Buffett
The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes of his time each day - M. Grundler
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans - John Lennon