| *34. He may be an international movie star, but he's still a Boston boy at heart. 33. His characters require plenty of onscreen face time… and we are eternally grateful. 32. He makes thick glasses look oh so lush. 31. He wears turtlenecks. 'Nuff said. 30. Even if he’s abysmal, we’d let him sing to us for hours. 29. He’s one lawyer who can “debrief” us anytime! 28. He speaks French, la langue d’amour… 27. We just love that little mole over his lip. 26. “Girls, eat your hearts out!” Oh, and we will… 25. “Afternoon Delight” is suddenly a cool song. 24. He climbs the sides of buildings. Wearing a Rolex. Gotta love a man with style! 23. Scheiße! He speaks German too. 22. The NSA speech. Get me to a filling station… 21. Those eyes. They should name a crayon “Damon Blue”. 20. He speaks (and sings) Italian. Buon giorno, indeed! 19. He plays piano. Who cares if it’s “Chopsticks”?! 18. “Hard as a rock”, eh? We can only hope… 17. He plays the sexiest gay guy ever. Though we’re glad he only plays one…. 16. He lost 40 lbs for a movie role. Dedication is so attractive… 15. The “Alice in Wonderland” speech. He makes Lewis Carroll sound hot… 14. C’mon, the guy went to Harvard! 13. Just one word: HOOOOOoooooo!!!! And how sexy is a good sense of ‘umor? 12. Cuz we all wanna see if he really does get “pale and confused”… 11. He’s just…fantabulous! 10. Suddenly we all want a red Mini…so long as it comes with the driver! 9. Lime green shorts, anyone? Now if only he’d take them off…. 8. He’s an actor first, and a celebrity second. But he’s a hottie always! 7. He’s shirtless (or more) in half his movies. I’d like to thank all the little people who made this possible... 6. Greatest lips in the industry. And he uses them so well on-screen (and off, we hope...) 5. He dropped out of school to pursue his dream. Oh those ramen years… 4. The arse. He’s got the best booty in the biz!! 3. Sick of cast-offs, he wrote his own screenplay. But WE’D never give him sloppy seconds… 2. That blinding smile. He really must be an angel. 1. Because he’s definitely NOT a sex symbol. |
| The Reasons Why... We Love Matt Damon |
| Yes, I wrote this. I might possibly be considered an obsessed fan, it's true. But for anyone with me, I hope you find a bit of humor (and maybe even a grain of truth) in the following reasons for worshipping the actor Matthew Paige Damon. There are thirty-three reasons, corresponding with Mr. Damon's years of age, with a bonus one, just for fun. So, for my partners in devotion, I present The Reasons Why. PS: This NOT meant to be taken seriously, in case you didn't know. It is merely meant to be a humourous work to entertain fellow Matt fans. |
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| Name: Rose Elena Email: rosebudchik@hotmail.com |
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