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A man with a tiny head walks into a bar, he goes up th the counter an says, "can i have a pint mate?" And so the barkeep pours him a drink. A few drinks later, the barkeep asks, "why do u have a tiny head?" and the man says, "well it starts like this...." I was stranded on a desert island last week after my cruise ship sank, i lived of the nature for a few days until i decided to go for a swim, when i was in the water, i saw a beutiful mermaid, and i shouted to her, "hey, come over here!" and when the mermaid came, she said "for finding me, i will give u 3 wishes." And well, this was my ticket of the island! And so with my first wish, i asked for some food, and all of a sudden, one of the food baskets from my cruise ship floated up to me, i loved it. For my second wish, i asked for a way of the island, and guess what, a ship just pulled into sight, heading straight for me! And so, i thought, ive got 1 wish left, what should i get? I thought for quite  a while, and then it came to me, i said "can i have sex with you?" and then the mermaid slapped me and said "i don't have sex!" and then i scratched my head, What do i want, then i said, (wait for it!) "well, how about a little head?"

A reporter walks into a house to do an interview wif a blonde woman that has 15 kids. "so wot r ur sons name?" "bobby," the blonde replied "and..." "and wot?" the blonde asked "do u mean all ur sons r called bobby?" the reporter asked shocked "how do u tell them apart?" the blonde smiled, "thats easy, they all have different last names."

A blonde and a brunette are sitting on a roof and all of a sudden the blonde jumps off the roof. The brunette asks the blonde "why did u do that?" The blonde replied "i was trying my new maxi pads with wings."

Why cant a blonde ever dial 911? becos she cant ever find the eleven!

How did the blonde break her leg? She fell out of the tree while raking!