You never realize what a poor loser you are until you start dieting.
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life.
The proof in the pie is the amount of crust that is eaten.
Life is like a buffet - some things may not be great, but there's plenty of it.
A sure sign of age is when you hear "snap, crackle and pop" and it isn't coming from your cereal.
Love is the most important ingredient in any dish.
The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist see the hole.
Ideas are a dime a dozen. People who put them into action are priceless.
Not only is a woman's work never done, the definition keeps changing.
What we have in our hearts shows on our faces.
Spring is the glorious season when you shovel the last of the snow and vacuum up the last of the Christmas tree needles.
Opportunity may knock three times, but it will sneak right in if you leave the door open.
The quickest way to make a tossed salad is to feed vegetables to an 18-month-old child.
The secret to enjoying life is to be thankful for what each day brings.
Potential has a short shelf life.
No person is lonely while eating spaghetti- it requires so much attention
If at first you don't succeed, try reading the directions.
Remember when health foods were whatever your mom told you to eat - or else?
With small children at the table, you get used to whining and dining.
Good cooks never lack friends.
Pancakes and sausage: for batter, for wurst.
The moment may be temporary, but the memory is forever.
It's hard to convince a child that in meeting a day's requirement for vegetables, carrot cake doesn't count.
Don't use a gallon of words to express a spoonful of thought.
To make the sun shine, just call off the picnic.
The garage sale is the inevitable consequence of a house with no attic.
The experienced gardener knows anything that grows like a weed - is.
Why is it a neighbor's barecue always smells better than ours tastes?
If the cake is bad, what good is the frosting?
Never let the seeds keep you from enjoying the watermelon.
The three essential ingredients in the recipe for a happy family life are prayer, patience and understanding.
Advice should be consumed between two thick slices of doubt.
If you don't grow vegetables, it pays to praise your neighbor's garden.
Variety may be the spice of life, but monotony buys the groceries.
Some kids' idea of a seven-course meal is six cookies and a glass of milk.
Few things are more disillusioning than learning Grandma's old family recipe came from Betty Crocker.
A house is a home when it provides food and warmth for the soul as well as for the body.
God gives us the ingredients for our daily bread, but He expects us to do some baking.
If people weren't meant to have a midnight snack, why do they put a light in the refrigerator?
If you have to eat your words, at least eat them while they're hot.
When you're in a jam, a good friend will bring you bread and peanut butter.
Hospitaligy is making your guests feel at home - even though you wish they were.
You often find big apples on top of the basket, but you must remember the little ones that are holding them up.
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