| This is the first time Sarcastaman appeared in the Ezosoro Newsletter. Greetings my ignorant friends. Starting today I will have my own personal section in the ezosoro newsletter. I shall devote my time to ranting about idiots, giving you advice, or just typing yeshallburninhell over and over and over. Today's advice: Sarcasm can be your most important tool in life. Not only will it make you feel super swell, it will make the moron you put down feel like #%*!. Use it wisely. Don't over or under use it. To get more of my wacky hijinks go to www.oocities.org/sarcastaman. Hola, or as the French say ‘ello. Today’s rant: that stupid office helper that pops up every time you open Microsoft Word. Clearly the makers of this program seem to think that people are dumber than a common office tool. Yes, a paperclip has more brains than we can ever hope to achieve. If you want more, well that’s too bad. To get more of my wacky hijinks go to www.oocities.org/sarcastaman. Welcome : ). This is sarcastaman : P. B/c, IMHO, LOL, g2g, and BYOB. What the hell? Talk in english people. Laughing out loud and LOL are not the same thing. Even if they were I don't care if you laughed or not. Talk on the phone already. Human contact. You can hear a person's voice and hear their reactions. Instant Messaging has corrupted our communication skills. No one talks anymore. You can't even be sure your talking to the person you think you are. For all you know there's some pervert on the other line printing out everything to post on his website. You people make me sick. Have a nice day. Since Halloween is tomorrow and I won’t be available to write anything then, today that will be my topic. Why do people think that this holiday is the devils’ handiwork? What is it about kids putting on costumes and getting candy that is somehow exactly what Beelzebub wants from us? Is candy evil or something? |
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