| Trying to figure out what crazy stuff I'll come up with next? I didn't think so, but if you're interested, this is what will be comming to GROAN in the near (hopefully) future. Well, I'll at least add these things before I die, unless of course I die in like the next week or so. If that's the case then you can just forget it. Not much planned for now. I finished a lot of the postings I had on here earlier. New sections Sarcastaman Presents- I'm tired of the same old stories over and over again. Time to change them a little...Sarcastaman style. I'll take a bunch of fairy tales, myths, folk tales, short stories and sarcastafy them, thus taking out everything that made them worthwhile to read. When you get right down to it, tales like Little Red Riding Hood or Goldilocks and the Three Bears just aren't very interesting. Well they will be by the time I'm through with them. MWOOWA HA HA! Actually I don't know if I'm ever going to get around to working on this. It just sort of came to me as a idea, and I have yet to really do anything about it. So I may or may not work on this one. Comming Essays, thoughts, rants, etc. The Dangerous Lives of Band Nerds- The shocking expose on what members of a high school marching band face day in and day out. It's true...we go through hell. Sarcastaman's Guide to Movie goers- An in depth guide to the different personalities of film audiences. This is really it. Not much planned yet, but give me time. I'm low on ideas and I need some time to think of some more. |
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