| G.R.O.A.N. |
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| (Glorious Reviews and Opinions About Nothing) |
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| Yeah, I'm not doing the website anymore. In fact I'll delete this if I can figure out how. I don't really have time, and besides no one even looks at this anymore anyway. Peace out, and thanks for all the years of sarcasm. |
| Welcome friends, family, and people who are here by accident. This is GROAN (Glorious Reviews and Opinions About Nothing). This site started out as a rant site, but it has become so much more. GROAN has grown into a site for creative works, thought provoking essays, hilarious insights, and just plain random anythings. My site has literally hours of material on it, so sit back, relax, and enjoy GROAN. NOTE TO ENGLISH MAJORS: I've looked through my site and I've noticed huge amount of spelling and grammatical errors. I don't care. I'll correct them if I find them, but I don't need any of you people telling me about it, so keep all the mistakes to yourselves please. |
| Here's what you'll find on my site |
| Thoughts and Stuff- Here is where you can find various thoughts, rants, creative works, or random anythings I want to share. |
| Annoyances- This is a list of almost 200 things that annoy me. It takes a long time to read so I would suggest putting on a pot of coffee. |
| Joys- Just so I don't come across as negative, I've created a list of the pessemistic joys of life. This, however, doesn't take very long to read at all. |
| Quotes- A collection of words that make sense (or don't) when randomly arranged in the minds of another. You won't believe some of the idiotic things people say. |
| About This Site- The story of how this site got started, an in depth look at my persona (Sarcastaman), and-- if you're wondering-- my general philosophy on life. |
| Quick Thoughts- These are thoughts that I couldn't expand into essays so I put them here. It let's you know what goes on in my head. |
| Idiocracy- This is a play I wrote about an idiot who is on trial for being, well, for being an idiot. I also directed it for a one act play at my high school and will someday--God willing--make it into a movie. |
| Newsletter Archives- A collection of Sarcastaman articles from the Ezosoro newsletters. |
| My Own Personal Demonstrations of Stupidity-In order to keep from sounding like a narrow minded bigot, I've decided to show you that even perfection has its flaws. |
| News as of February 5th, 2006 |
| Projects- This is where you can see the stuff I plan on adding in the future. When exactly I'm not sure, but I will add them sometime before I die. |
| The Continuing Adventures of Sarcastaman- This is where you can read the adventures of my sarcastic alter-ego. |
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| ,Sarcastaman, and SARCASTAMAN ENTERTAINMENT copyright 2003 |
| Last updated on May 15th, 2006 |
| Links- If you don't like my stuff (and chances are pretty good that you won't because nobody visits this site) I'm positive that you'll definately love this other stuff. |
| Sarcastaman Entertainment Boston- This is a collection of projects I've done for a class I'm taking at Emerson college. I'm not happy with any of the projects as I feel there is so much more I could have done with them, but here they are. Only available to the Emerson community. |
| Eric's Site-This site inpired me to start my own. For a couple years we collaborated on a daily online newsletter. Check it out. |