The Hierarchy and Leadership of the Sasquatch Militia!

This is the leadership of the Sasquatch Militia! If you purport to be a member of our esteemed organization, you must obey them and respect them as your superiors, not only in rank, but intelligence, aptitude, and overall ability.

Former ranking located in Parentheses.

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Hierarchy!

Spiritual Leader - The Holy Phajer, Phajineth Thin. The leader of the Sasquatch Militia, giving guidance, hope, and leading the faithful to victory. While a leader in theory, he actually has very little power, only holding emotional vanity and authority because of his position as head of Scog- Sasquatchean Church of God.

1. (1) Emperor General - Lil Rob Aleckson. The position of Emperor General is reserved for only the most tolerant of the Sasquatch Militia, He serves as our Leader, Spokesman, and Administrator. Responsible for mobilizing Militia forces and governing Cascadia. The head of our Civilian Government.

2. (2) Supreme Commander of All Forces - Kyle Warner. Kyle is the head of the Military wing of the Sasquatch Militia and is responsible for mobilizing forces, and training new recruits into the Militia. He is second in Command behind the Emperor and is as capricious as Nero.

3. (3) Secretary of Peace - Paul Lindahl. Our fearless leader travels the world promoting peace and ruling over the Department of State, the largest civilian governing branch. He is second in command and eventual heir to the Throne of Emperor General.

4. (4) General of the Militia - Nate Meissner. Nate is in command of tthe Stomptroopers of the Sasquatch Militia and is second in command behind the Supreme Commander of all Forces and is his Eventual successor.

5. (5) Secretary of Doom - John Thorson. Head of the Department of Doom, which is the equivalent of the Pentagon, he is in command of tactical forces in and around Cascadia and will be coordinating overseas operations.

6. (8) Head of Protection, Major and Minor Threats - Sarah D. In command of a massive secret police force which is responsible for removing those hostile to the Sasquatch Militia and those who are corroding the moral foundation of Militia. If there is any threat, they will find it, engage it, and then work to resolve it.

7. (6) Secretary of Love and Environmental Affairs - Brock Eckman. Brock is an accomplished spokesperson on environmental affairs and an expert on Love. He is 3rd in command of the Sasquatch Militia government and is responsible for promoting and ensuring a clean and environmentally friendly Cascadia.

8. (7) Air Marshall - Chett Lovejoy. Chett, formerly of Regional Commander fame, was promoted to Air Marshall after the advent of the Sasquatch Militia air armada. He is in command of all Air Armada assets both domestic and foreign and our new technologies Department.

9. (10) Head of Military Intelligence - Caleb C. Responsible for collecting information and intelligence regarding NWO and enemy positions as well as assessing threats and dangers from all corners of the Earth. Equivalent to CIA.

10. (11) Secretary of Propaganda - Jeff L. Responsible for the recruitment of new members and the promotion of Militia beliefs and doctrine through debates, recruitment drives, and the distribution of pro-Militia literature, television, and radio messages. Head of Sasquatch Militia Media Services Incorporated.

11. (9) Head of Protection, Major and Minor Threats - Andrea B. In command of a massive secret police force which is responsible for removing those hostile to the Sasquatch Militia and those who are corroding the moral foundation of Militia. If there is any threat, they will find it, engage it, and then work to resolve it.

12. (12) Secretary of Internal Defense - Clarence Dunn. Clarence is in charge of enforcing Militia law and customs as well as defending our precarious government de facto from internal insurrection and aggression. Formerly known as the Intimidator, Secretary of all Enforcement.

13. (16) Master Drill Sergeant - Corey J. Working to train new recruits at Sasquatch Militia boot camp which is located behind Jimmy's in a secret area of the woods. He also is responsible for overseas planning and foreign intervention.

14. (17) Minister of Musical Intervention - Elliot Houser. In command of a massive cavalry of horse mounted trumpet players which are assigned to protect the Emperor and Elite Hierarchy, as well as entertain guests at social functions, and at military parades and events.

15. (14) Minister of Justice - Vang Pao Y. Responsible for deliveringg, interpreting, and enforcing Justice around the world, in our Militia, and in the Republic of Cascadia. Knows Militia laws and customs by heart and enforces them accordingly. Responsible for resolving inter-Militia disputes.

16. (15) Secretary of Keeping Excommunicated Members out (Mike) - Monica V. She is responsible for keeping Excommunicated Members, like her friend Mike, away from the Militia and its supporters. If you are an excommunicated member, she will find and liquidate you if you attempt to thwart Militia Laws and usurp the Leaders of our benevolent organization.

17. (13) Minister of Tolerance - David L. Responsible for working with non-Sasquatches in Cascadia to form a productive pro-tolerance coalition government. Ambassador to the U.N and NATO upon our admission to those blatantly intolerant organizations, as well as the Ambassador to Canada and the USA.

18. (18) Regional Commander St. Croix River Valley - Mark. Responsible for governing the region in and around the St. Croix river valley and working on behalf of the the Cascadian government to administer law and tolerance in that Colony.

19. (25) Sasquatch-Human Mediator - Pretinder B. Responsible for mediating Sasquatch and Human problems and working to find a solution to all of the worlds problems through Humanitarian work. She also is responsible for hostage negotiations and peace treaties.

20. (26) Cardinal - Rithvesna K. Second in Command of SCOG, behind only the Holy Phajer in authority and is revered by the people as a Prophet. Responsible for the parishes in Cascadia and the bishopric of St. Paul.

21. (19) Head of Internal Ops - Adam D. One of the original founders oof the Sasquatch Militia, he is responsible for engaging NWO forces and those who censor us wherever they are found. Has the important task of assessing threats and dealing with them, both internal and from our Enemies.

22. (20) Admiral of all Naval Forces - Tim S. In charge of all naval assets throughout the world. He deploys ships, canoes, and rafts to volatile hot spots throughout the world to display Militia resolve and power. In command of the world's largest and most Advanced Navy.

23. (23) The Preacher - Ryan N. Preaching the good news of tolerance and compassion to packed coliseums of Sasquatches and Humans he is third in command behind the Holy Phajer and works around the world, proselytizing new recruits.

24. (21) Regional Commander - Fadi Zain. One of the original founders of the Sasquatch Militia, he now serves as the Regional Commander of Harding High School and is working to destroy the E.W.I a.k.a. Extremely Weak Idiots.

25. (24) Dean of SMU - Jessica T. Serving under the Secretary of Propaganda and working to ensure a good education at Sasquatch Militia University. She takes a fond interest in each of her 31,203 students academic lives.

26. (27) Secretary of Entertainment - Jenny L. Responsible for helping the Minister of Propaganda organize Television and Radio recruitment drives. She also performs her own brand of pro-tolerance Entertainment that you have to see!

27. (21) Vice Admiral of all Naval Forces - Alex E. Second in Command of the Militia's Naval forces, he is in command of defending Cascadia from potential attack from the Pacific Ocean and patrolling Cascadian waters.

28. (28) Assistant to Vice Admiral of All Naval Forces - Sarah D. She is responsible for helping the HMI find solutions to anti-Sasquatch groups and activities and also is in charge of collecting data about Iraq.

Others!

Secretary of Scientific Proof and Reasoning - Mrs. Horns.

Ambassador - Mr. Johnson.

Ambassador to the thieves (Hamline University) - Mr. Valaas.

People who know about the Sasquatch Militia and have talked extensively with the Secretary of Peace. Have yet to join but may in the Future!

MN Senator - Norm Coleman