Prepare to meet your waterly demise!Sasquatch Militia Strikes against Enemy at Drinking Fountain!
5/10/2002
Prepare to meet your waterly demise!
The Sasquatch Militia, in a pre-emptive strike against a perceived threat, defeated an enemy at a local drinking fountain. The suspected threat, leaving from Badminton practice, was running for a drink, and did not properly ascertain the situation, something any Sasquatch Militia Stomptrooper would do. The Militia knew this enemy would do such a thing, due to her poor training in the New World Order, and set a trap. We turned the water foutain pointing outwords, and when the Enemy pushed the buttom, she sealed her own fate! She was attacked by several ounces of vicious water, sure to scare away all enemies of the militia. She quickly retreated and was seen running away from the scene! Let this serve as a lesson against all those who wish to censor our right to open dialogue, and those who are committed to the destruction of the Militia!
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