The Official Van of the Sasquatch Militia is Named!

5/17/2002

The Sasquatch Militia is proud to present its official van. It may not be a highly attractive vehicle nor will it win any awards for newest, coolest, or most economic, but it gets the job done! Any Sasquatch Militia member realizes that above beauty and allure, the ability to get the job done, is what counts, and this van exeplifies those qualities. Here are just some of the features of this 'super van', as we have come to call it:

-Only 465,000 miles.

-Only 17 years old.

-No burdensome seatbelts.

-Makes a cool 'rmm, rmm' noise.

-The driver is a quality human being, if there is such a thing.

-It can go from 0-60 in 20 seconds or less.

-In most third world countries, it would be considered a commodity.

-No radio, thus ending the possibility of being mind-raped and psychologically controlled through federalist airwaves.

These are just some of the features you will find inside of this masterpiece of automotive ingenuity and creativity. So do you wanna ride? Then join the Sasquatch Militia, and get ready for the ride of your life!!!