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Here we have CHRIS! Sitting in the bathroom for no reason at all, waiting for Marine Boot Camp.

Another new recruit, but we gonna have to do something about that hair now won't we?

We find out that Marines require a certain hair cut to enter. So we gave it a try. Not quite said the Marine Seargent.

Not quite there yet,  said the Marine Seargent. A little more off the top.

We can fix that, a little off here and a little off there. This otta get you right through the gate.

That doesn't look like a marine, looks like a punk.

How about now Mr. Marine, will this do?

What are you trying to pull here private, you think this is a game!!!

YES SIR!!!  Well this will have to do then sir, will fit right under his cap.

You little shit, we take our hair serious in the marines. This is no J ROTC. We are elite!!!

There, happy now leuteneant sergent marine captain sir??? Will this do.

What in the hell is wrong with you scum bag.  We do not accept  chia-pets. Get rid of this.

Now Master Chief Seargent sir, now I'm squeaky clean.

Now that's more like it Dirt Bag.  Get your gear, and report to your barracks at 1300 hours. DISMISSED!!!

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