Douglas Coupland

Ultra Short Term Nostalgia:

Homesickness for the extremely recent past; "God, things seemed so much better in the world last week."  (Generation X)

 

We assume that tomorrow is a new world.  (Microserfs)

 

Technology does not always equal progress.  (Life After God)

 

Irony is the price we paid for the loss of God.  (Generation X)

 

Now--here is my secret:
I tell it to you with an openness of heart that I doubt I shall ever achieve again, so I pray that you are in a quiet room as you hear these words. My secret is that I need God--that I am sick and can no longer make it alone.
(Life After God)

Jenny Holzer  

It is in your self interest to find a way to be very tender.

 

Disgust is the appropriate response to most situations.

 

Killing is unavoidable but is nothing to be proud of.

 

Much was decided before you were born.

 

You are a victim of the rules you live by.

 

Loving animals is a substitute activity.

 

Men don't protect you anymore.

 

Sin is a means of social control.

 

Murder has its sexual side.

 

gimme more!

Thom Yorke

Your fantasies are unlikely. But beautiful.

 

The more you drive, the less intelligent you get. 

 

This is not a safe place.

 

To kill a demon made of wet sawdust. This sort of demon is almost impossible to kill. The only way to do it is to cover it's face with wet bread and karate chop it's head off. Otherwise you are in trouble and so is the neighbourhood. Wet sawdust demons like to terrorise. 

N.B. Pressing it's face into wet bread that is on the ground works best though you can get a good result just by throwing the bread at it's face.

 

i like you.  you are a wonderful person.  

i'm full of enthusiasm.  i'm going places.

  

i'm happpy to help you, i am important.

would you like to come home with me?


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