"god no!" thought murcury man, "im about to cum hate!"
as his suit filled up with anger sperm, he kicked the kid in the head again, for being such a loser.
"murcury man, lets be friends!" the kid yelled.
but too late. black man was back, with his a mother fucking rocket launcher no less. as the kid exploded, murcury man was covered in human flesh and blood. he licked the gunk slowly.
"tastes like ass" he noted slowly again.
"hahhahahahahhha murcury man!" shouted black man, "soon you will be nothing but a freshly rotting corpse! ha. ha. HAHAHHAHAHA! LOL!!!!!!111"
murcury man dodged annother flying rocket, but it hit an old man, doing some sort of preformance art. prehaps with puppets. god I love puppets. im making love to one right now.
anyway, where were we? ahhh yes, murcury man is completly fucked.
"hahahahahahaha" shouted murcury man, "I will not be a rotting corpse! I will be a CLEAN UNSHAVEN SEXY CORPSE!"
"erm.....can you explain that murcury man?"
"no. no I cant black man. fuck you"
"HOW DARE YOU!" yelled black man.
as black man died, murcury man did a dance, and fell into the evil clutches of Mr sausage.
"oh no!" yelled murcury man, "its mr sausage! the most evil man in the universe! apart from osama bin larden, and he doesnt count because he smells and no one likes him!"
"I am Mr sausage, most feared man in all the land." said mr sausage, "and now im going to take you to my lair, and do pointless medical tests on you, for years to come! hah!"
"oh no!" yelled murcury man, who's hair was turning the brighest shade of yellow ever seen by mankind, "not pointless medical tests! anything but that! fuck Mr sasuage, your such an evil bastard! I hope you get an illness and the doctors dont know what it is, and then they find out what it is, but then they are wrong about what it is, and then you become even more ill, and then its just becomes unclear what is wrong with you, but then this guy sees whats wrong with you, and he remmbers seeing this movie where the guy had what you had, so then he tells the doctors, and they go oh yeah I know what he has now, but then the guy was wrong, and the doctors get all annoyed and take him to court, but the case gets thrown out, coz the judge was crooked, and then the police get invovled, and then you become even more ill, and the doctors feel they have to opperate right now, and so they prep you for thertre, and you start to feel a bit woozy, and then you die, and then the doctors dont want you to die, they want you to live, and so they get that machine that they have on ER, and they use it on you, but its no good, and you die."
"what the fuck?" said Mr sausage.
"dont worry," said murcury man, "Ive got autism"
"That explains alot," said Mr sausage, "but im still going to preform pointless medical tests on you! ahhahahh"
dun dun dunnnnn!"
chapter 4 next week