Ok, these probably don't seem even a percent of how funny they actually were at 2-3am when Osaka had a slow, rambling, drunken voice. But try to imagine. =-)
(Any not labeled= Osaka Aquabus)

"I am gay everybody. Hey look at me. I'm fucking gay. "

"you are all grampa burgers"

"His voice is cute" -Seven
"It's as cute as a dog being hit by a car"

"BRB. Shut Up. I'm going to get pizza. I'm going to pee."

"I'm so hardcore I don't spell with double letters." -Seven
"I'm so hardcore....I don't know." -Osaka
"I'm so hardcore, I'm a gay sailor." -Pichitachi
"No, your so hardcore your a bitch" -Osaka

*Omo grabs Osaka and dances around the room*
"Noooo...I'm not a good dancer. Don't dance with me."

"I can't take this. I'm going home."
"you ARE home." -Pichitachi
"yeah. yeah I am"

"don't hate me, cause I'm beautiful"

"Oooo somebody call the fire department, she just got buuuurrneed"

"Osaka, how are you?" -Omo
"I'm feeling pretty good right now, thanks for asking." -Osaka
"Yeah cause your Drunk" -Omo
"No I'm not, I'm just happy, to see you right now."-Osaka
"Aww I'm gonna cry" -Omo
"I'm gonna cry too" -Osaka

"I'm not Jazz. I'm Rockin Sockin Roll"

"lopl" -Seven
"don't lick my pants loudly. Maybe softly, then you aren't, distrubing those that are wearing the pants."

"If it's too soft, turn it up."

"Internet marriage, that's kinda dumb...I mean, what's the divorce rate on this?"
"100%" -Pichitachi
"that's pretty high.." -Osaka

"I had fleas once. But I got, rid of them. I got them from the dog."

"My name is ..*pause*..Jonas."
"He forgot his own name" -Seven

"America is like freaking everybody, and that's not good, cause then they'll have all these America Jr.'s, like Quebec.. and Canada..."

"Hey picitachi, do you come with a car?"

"Oh stop it you ;)" -Pichitachi
"Were you actually winking your screen then? Cause I make passionate love to my screen, whenever, I, um, wink at someone, and it's, um, not good, and I can't do it anymore."

*Osaka starts singing At Your Funeral* "That's what they sound like. They sound like that."

"Omo, Seven, and I guess Pich, they're all cool, but everyone else, they suck, they suck, they suck like a vacuum cleaner."

"Tell me if you can hear me" *osaka sounds far away* "I was talking through the phone, I put it up to the microphone, it was fun"

"Elyse and the giant peach, haha, that's funny. that was a good movie, I enjoyed it, very much."

There's more, but this is enough.. =-)

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