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| What happens when you put a bunch of losers in the same room for an extended period of time? |
| *Ahem* |
| WEEZIE QUOTES!! |
| "Stop quoting me, it looks kind of bad when I'm in everyother one." -Osaka "His isn't that big" -Osaka "I should be stabbing it with a screwdriver" -Osaka "Stop typing and use both hands. fuckface" -Red "I am. I get frustrated and take breaks" -Osaka "My playlist corresponds w/ the weezie chat" -Pichitachi "Mine is random. Which I guess corresponds with the weezie chat" -Osaka "Why Are Bathing Suits So Expensive?" -Moo "Because bathing suits for cows have to be specially made *snerk*" -Osaka *courtesy laugh* -Moo "You can have a courtest glass of shut the fuck p" -Osaka "It's courtesy Cup moron." -Moo "Yeah well it's in glass form now. You can have a keg of shut the fuck up" -Osaka "You can have a bowl of shut the fuck up" -Moo "I skinny dipped once. ..Well not really" Jimmy "In the shower" -Pickett "Burndt jamb always puts a goofy smile on my face... I'm glad I don't listen to maladroit in public" -Osaka "You're so weird" -Pichitachi "At least I'm not like, burndt jamb makes me want to cut my wrists...I'm glad I don't listen to maladroit while shaving" -Osaka "This room is slaphappy" -Joe "Any stupid, MEAN, homosexual, out of place comment is Osaka's" -Pichitachi "Red, do guys have sex in locker rooms?" -Seven "All the time, right Osaka?" -Red "Yeah, why, just last week, me and the captian of the football team.." -Osaka "Osaka, you couldn't get a football player" -Seven "I know..so me and the captian of the chess team.." -Osaka "Leno is such a big chinned schmo" -Red *Jimmy leads weechat into a prayer* "Weezerchat...damn I ruined my spiritual mind with my stupidity" -Jimmy "I'm jealpus I'm not your girlfriend" -Osaka "Ouch, I think my stomach is trying to eat me" -Pickett "omg, his dick looks like a guitar" -Red *Osaka goes back to stalking* "I mean..looking for..uhh..porn, yeah, that's it.." -Osaka ..that's better than stalking? Well for you it is.." -Pichitachi "Goddammit, you would think that god could afford air conditioning for this joint" -Orielly02 "Silly, Osaka, your always welcome in my bedroom window, tee hee ;)" -Red "The lady in the foodcourt yelled at me cause I asked for extra hot sauce for my chicken strips." -Osaka "It's because she's mad she is from Ohio. Don't mind her." Omo "Cleveland is really crappy. The people were mean." -Osaka "Poor Drew Carrey is so confused" -Omo "He's never been to the Mcdonalds in that food court. Obviousely." -Osaka "I'm not explaining my family tree"-Soup "Because it's illegal in most states?" -Osaka "I see an old lady walking across the street and consider helping her. Then I remember WWSD (what would seven do) and knock her over, and steal her purse." -Omo "WWRD(what would red do) would always result in 'Truck It'" -Seven "If I sit and watch CNN for 10 minutes I'll cry." -Osaka "CNN is so emo" -Red "I'm deleting [my pictures] next month and replacing them with beardly pictures" -Osaka "I just realized i know someone named jeffery pickett" -Pickett "Hey that's me.... Except without the Pickett" -Osaka "Go to hell" -Soup "Soup! go to campbells!" -Jimmy "I'm Brian's Muppeter. I shove my hand up his ass all day" -Pichitachi ""I wanted to be on Sesame Street when I was little....Damn, I still want to be on Sesame Street. That would be sweet" -Mikey "I feel like I'm living in a musical when I come in here. Everyone randomly breaks into song" -Omo "Rivers shoudl do noxema commercials" -Moo "In a towel, like jennifer love hewiit" -Pichitachi "Half naked" -Moo "And he should hit the sign with his butt" -Pichitachi "If I ever met Rivers, the first thing I would ask him would be, "Rivers, what do you do when you get that no so fresh feeling?"-Mikey "His moms all, so thats what happened to my jar" -Shoes "'Get that dead butterfly out of it'" -Moo "I'm settle, like a kettle. Wow I'm like a rapper. Yo yo, I'm iced out of a freezer and I don't like Weezer." -Pichitachi "Fucking dog.....she goes to the bathroom more than omo" -Moo "I'm probably so gross right now. I need to wash my hair. It's getting too greasy" -Mikey "Michael" -theRedalbum "It's greasier than Kurt Cobain's hair" -Mikey "THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WITH GREASY HAIR. BESIDES KURT COBAIN" -theRedAlbum "I'm just going to the store I'll be back in 5. I need to eat. Soup looks pretty tasty right now. And I don't mean campbells" -Osaka *Osaka licks lips* "You people are nucking futs!" -Mikey "I laughed at pich cause he can remember when she got her bed" -Zoe "SHE" -Pichitachi "Or He. Omg...I forgot what you are" -Zoe "Make us a new page." -Mikey "Pay him" -Pichitachi "Yes $$$" -Joe "Joe, you whore" -Osaka "My excitement level for the concert was high, but now since Rivers shaved, it's even bigger" -Mikey "You teeny" -Pichitachi "Ignore all of the sexual conotations in that, please" -Mikey "Oh no. I have a mullet" -theRedAlbum Fun with Mikey, clickity "Yeah he's full of wit, that kid" -Osaka "He's full of something alright, and it rhymes with wit" -Pichitachi "That's a urinal? I thought it was a guitar" -Jimmy "...Just stick your hand down the hole to play it" -Benji "Jimmy is never allowed to play guitar or urinate in my house" -Seven "Maybe Jim will urinate in your guitar" -Benji "And try to play my toliet" -Seven "What..? it's no playing..the guitar must be clogged..hold on, I'll get the plunger.." -Benji "I'm surrounded by women" -Mikey "Where's Joe? I'm going to assinate him" -SevenTheAssisin "Sleeping..why are you going to kill him?" -Pichitachi "why not?" -Seven "Well then. I'll help." -PichtheAssjr. *Pich changes name to IputtheASSinASSasin* "There are way too many Asses in here to keep track of" -Benji "All the weezie guys...and Joe" -Moo "Just stay in chat, soon you'll be a full insomniac laughing when you don't even know why" -Seven "It's still so funny! To me, at least, no one else, though...but I laugh at the word avatar everytime it scrolls across the screen. It's just so funny!" -Omo "THAT's why his teeth are ugly. He's British" -Moo "Well his face is ugly too" -Pichitachi "Eyes Wide Shut blew my mind" -Osaka "That's not all it blew" -Pichitachi "Is that all it blew?" -Seven "Moo, Seven is a MOLE, it's big" -Seven "I mean coldwater! not seven. seven is not a mole"-Seven "And i cant stop typing with a british accent" -Pickett "Total regristristration costs $50" -Osaka "DAMN IT KICKOVERS PLAN THE WIDMEST TOUR DATES ALREADY" -Xekias "Soup's all like "I'm Not GAY!! Ask My G/F. I'll call her! Wait, she's not home..I'm depressed now.. That is the cycle that is Soup" -Pichitachi *Xekias Enters* "Hey Sexy" -Funkykangaroo "i mean XEKY" -Funks "Yeah..I read harry potter ff today..I feel uneducated" -Funkykangaroo "WHOAH Pich! I saw you on the internet last night" -Xekias "You saw me? Online?! Since when am I online?" -Pichitachi *nosoupforyou looks at his body parts with a magnifying glass* "Soup thats not going to help" -SevenPinkerton *SevenPinkerton hands soup viagra* "I dont want to know [where hot dogs come from] and I dont really eat them. Hot dogs scare me. They are all like hot..and dogish" -Omo "Wow, your mom is wicked hott. what's your number? do you mind if I call her sometime?" -Joe "Joe, she's married" -Seven "So? hasn't stopped me before" -Joe "How do you think joe got into college?" -Pichitachi "I did the dean. Thats how" -Joe "Even though it was a man..it didn't stop him" -Pichitachi "It was a little weird" -Joe "Haha....for a second it looked like the school outside was masturbating" -Moo "Note to self: Stop doing anything" -Xekias "Shh Xek, just listen, hear that." -Osaka "I hear a lawn mower" -Xekias "Exactly" -Osaka "I am a lawn mower" -Funkykangaroo "Feriwendship never ends" -Seven "Feriwendship?" -Joe "It's a special kind of friendship" -Pichitachi "Arg I hate people that leave a message everytime they do something new. *realizes joe is here* I mean..uhm.." -Pichitachi "You meant to say you love people that do that?" -Osaka "Yes, those are the best people." -Pichitachi "Cause I love knowing everytime they go to the bathroom..or look out the window..or pick their nose.." -Pichitachi "E-mail: "Hello JOE, get LAID or your money back!" -Joe "I'm boycotting my menstral cycle, who's with me?" -SevenPinkerton "Sounds good. We'll have political rallies and have protests in D.C." -Funkykangaroo "Down with Tampons!" -Seven "Nah, he's not emo. Just a whiney bitch" -Pichitachi "Same thing" -Funkaykangaroo "Me and my g/f are searching for a pink shirt" -Soup "cough gay cough. I mean...that's thsuper" -Pichitachi "Is Brian Bell an assmaster?" -Xekias "oh i hope so!" -Pickett "Why did Rivers grow the beard?" -Xekias "it goes with his new shoes" -Pickett "What's on his head?" -Pichitachi "I thought that was his hair" -Xekias "His..hair? I thought it was a hat" -Pichitachi "They just look weird at school. It's like, all this concrete and cigarette butts and spit and then flip flops." -theRedAlbum "This guy is tring to sing macho while wearing a girls tank top and humping a glass wall" -SevenPinkerton "WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?"- Pichitachi "If you canoed off Niagara Falls you could die"-Joe "No, it's not that hard to do" -Moo "I'm going to niagara falls" -Grover " Maybe we can convince osaka to don a barrel and go over the edge" -Grover " You should meet osaka and push him over the falls, and see if he lives" -Moo" "Be like.. hey look over there, and then push him" -Pichitachi "And if he doesnt youll know not to try it" -Moo "Hahaha, noo that's evil" -Grover "So?" -Pichitachi "That's disgusting, a hind in mine to feel" -Xekias "Pichi is going canoeing tomorrow :)" -Pichitachi "Don't die. Wear a ...what are those things called? Buoy." -Grover "Life jacket" -Joe "You can't die canoeing, unless you're an idiot" -Pichitachi "What's that one Weezer site?" -Xekias "Weezer.com" -Osaka See what happens when Weezies try to sing Weezer, clickity "I'm getting a tan from the computer screen" -Pichitachi "Just remember to turn around in 20 minutes" -Omo "mm radiation tan" -Osaka "I have sex lesons tonight" -Shoes ""Why is Zx killing himself?" -Omo "I don't know, I go away for 5 minutes and he's killing himself." -Seven "Going through Seven withdrawel." -Omo "Yes, life without Seven is empty." -Seven "I spent all my money on my Seven addiciton" -Osaka "Does anyone else get those emails saying "I just got a new webcam in my shower, Cum and see now!"? -Zxjinn "Yes! Wait, what's the chances that two weezies get the same porn mail? It must be Grover." -Seven "Yes, considering" -Uber "Considering it's porn." -Zxjinn "Well I might have a life someday" -Shoes "Not me, I'm a born loser" -Seven "I can see it now, single lady with 56 cats...wait, I hate cats. single lady with 56 computers." -Pichitachi "Once I saw the little sister on 7th heaven wearing a shirt that said "I heart Metal," if I liked metal and saw that I'd be furious." -theRedAlbum "You watch 7th heaven?" -Pichitachi "It's on at 9 on Fox." -theRedAlbum "It's like kwjhfiwowijgoj numbers long. ...Those were suppose to be numbers" -Grover "I like computers more than I like my friends. Computer don't care if I pick my nose," -Zxjinn Quotes from Voicechat with a Drunken Osaka, clickity. "There are no horizontal streetlights in canada!" -Osak and Red "$1000 American? That's like $10000000 Canadian" -Pichitachi "I have to leave" -IRockYourSawks "Oh Bye! Come back, okay?" -SuperGrover "Uh, no. Bye" -IRockYourSawks "Bye June 28th, Weezer will have 10 balls" -Pichitachi "Um, who's got four balls?..I always thought Brian's pants looked bigger" -Osaka "I'd rather be Mormom than Jewish, then I could have 5 Husbands." -SevenPinkerton "I hate my life" -Red "wow red, you just captured the feelings of about 5 million teens." -SevenPinkerton *Gasp*"I hope there wasn't a Mormon dance tonight" -Joe "You were evil to me from the day I got here. I was like "Hi, my name is Jeff and I like Weezer, what's your name?" and you're all like "Shove it bitch" -Osaka to Weezies "I don't frequent anywhere but this computer chair" -Xekias "Joe you're so emo you cry in comedies." -SevenPinkerton "Fuck is a better word than shit. Because fucking= good. Where as shitting= bad." -Uber Jamb "Shitting can be diry. While fucking can only be as dirty as you want it" -Benji "GAA freeservers has figured me out!!" -Benji "It's like the cia figuring you out, in nerd form." -SevenPinkerton "Lubricant jamb will be the new single" -Benji "So Riv, what exactly are you jambing with lubricant?" -SevenPinkerton "Esad= eat shit and die. Nice and short." -theRedAlbum "GAA the boards are being as retarded as Pichi!" -Benji *Benji passes the time by seeing which finger he can hit the hardest without it hurting* *Seven attempts to play Russian Roulette by herself* *Benji plays chess with himself* "I win" -Benji "I think I lost" -Seven "...You must be prety bad..." -Benji "I ate three of the pieces." -Seven "I cut my leg on a barbed wire fence, I think it was cause my hands were cuffed together so i couldn't break my fall" -Grover "cuffed? kinky." -Osaka "Osaka, you win the SICKO award" -Grover "I'd like to thank God and my parents" -Osaka "Barbed wire is ouchy, unless it's Pamela Anderson" -Red "Um no, this was the Sharp and Rusty kind" -Grover "Ew, not sexy, nor supple"- Red "what kind of vid were you filming exactly?" -Osaka "A porno, a rustic one, with Kyle" -Red "Um, yeah, for our Egnlish final" -Grover "Holy Shit there are cops in my front yard!" -Benji "Benji I told you to bury the drugs!" -Grover "Don't look at them funny, they might kick your ass! your going to have to shoot yourself out Benji. Good luck. Just run out screaming "you can't Prove Shit" with a can of gas and matches and lighjt your house on fire. Trust me, they'll go away." -Osaka "Squaps!" "Funks!" "Seven!" *Hugs* "lol Weezie chat: a big reunion every day." -Pichitachi "You cook them in butter, it makes everything good. Martha Stewart told me to cook in the butter" -Osaka "Do you do everything Martha Stewart says?" -SevenPinkerton "Only when it invovles the butter" -Osaka "Yeah, Cause I'm a great lover, once you go marsupial, you never go back baby." -Funkykangaroo "Will you do my homework for me?" -Osaka "Um." -Grover "Guys! Today=my 69th post on weezer.com. Party Time!" -Joe "Perv." -Moo "Weezies are everywhere at 3am. I turn on the trv and there's an hour long program about Mormons and I turn to CNN and their discussing a guy named Schwarz. Wonder where the weezie porn is.." -SevenPinkerton "I have a pound cake" -Pichitachi "Pich is 400 pounds" -Osaka "Oh yes, that's why it takes me forever to get ready in the morning. I'm airlifted to school."-Pichitachi "I just finished the pound cake" -Pichitachi "401 pounds." -Osaka "I've been pissing off my psych teacher so much lately. Thurs: I need the analysis for those seminars Friday: I really need them so I can finish marking Monday: I'm calling home tomorrow if you don't bring them" -Osaka "You just read the nutrition facts while i feel myself" -Benji "Uhoh if he see's my pic he'll know I'm not swedish or a dancer" -Osaka "My mother is asking me why my computer is schizophrenic" -KarmicallyDamaged "I graduated today. How cool is that?" -SevenPinkerton "How scary is that? Seven IS the future. Better stock up on canned goods." -Pichitachi "oy oy oy" -theRedAlbum "Red can you be any more Jewsish?" -Pichitachi "Soup, you could have died today." -SevenPinkerton "I could have died today. I was crossing the street and...there were cars.." -Pichitachi "Arg, it's Britney Spears tonight" -Pichitachi "Yes!...I mean...Damn." *Brian shifty eyes* -Moo "Wow, my eyebrows are so big. I'm playing with them." -Osaka Aquabus "Grov's a coke head" -Osaka "That's Right. With Lemon." -SuperGrover "Time to get physical Pichi" -Benji "Olivia Newton John?" -Pichitachi *Benji dismisses the question and strips naked* ___________________________________________________________________________ "I'm afraid to say anything when Seven's around because I'm, afraid she'll quote me on it." -TheCowSaysMoo "Brian, your just mad because you can't wear your blue sequinn shorts." -Xekias' dream On Weezer chat: "One word- Sushi Two words- Butt Floss Three Words- All Hair Mikey Five Words- Three Clowns and a Colon" -SuperGrover "Weezie Chat- you learn a whole new voacbulary." -SuperGrover "I want to make hot....passionate....um, soup with Rivers." -TheRedAlbum "I said Rapist" -Seven (for this is the profound truth) "G-String= Butt Floss"- SuperGrover "This is *not* a song cue" -Any weezie upon the reciting of a lyric related word. "I am Rivers' Pickle"- none other than Funkykangaroo26 "No Rivers! The Hashpipe doesn't go there!!" - everyone, credits go to that fanfic by meth. "Crowd-Surfing Brows!" - SevenPinkerton "Rat Piss"- SuperGrover "Never thought I'd hear people say "pimpin' leprechaun" twice in less than a minute"- Salvatore Paradise "Free Bear!" "Weezies Partying? Isn't that an oxymoron?"-Pichitachi "Weezer is no longer Geek Rock"-TheRedAlbum "They are now LumberJack Rock"-Pichitachi "Doddamn I agee That Divers is Runk With Snot and Dairy"- Gorv and company "I got Wors. With an M" -Seven "I'm allergic to fire!" -zxjinn being burned "I can see Brian in a little tennis skirt"- SuperGrover "Weezies can't play go fish!" "Wow. Even if I follow this channel, I get lost" - Alex *Writes that in her book* -everyone with a book "wow, you guys are weirder than I thought" -Kiersey "I have the best book"- Orielly02 "SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH" -SuperGrover talking about her hair "Which way do you shake your head to say YES?!" -SuperGrover "WTF is a Grov?" -weezerfan12 (a confuzzled newbie) "Mormons, now? Mormons with breasts?" -Buzzy "Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya." -TheCowSaysMoo "I didn't know igloos could be connected to the internet." -Pichitachi "I'm Brad Pitt" -Pichitachi "Sushi is my Life Elixer"- SevenPinkerton "PMs, not PMS"- SuperGrover "His beard would cut up my face." -Paperface02 discussing kissing Rivers. "I'm eating chocolate bunny faces"- Pichitachi "Red, I got something your interested in." -TheWeezerSource "Why does my yahoo keep turning me on?" -Pichitachi "I'm lost" -Mashedpotatoes ""I'm not that evil, I just put salt on slugs!" -Pichitachi "Weezers my Pleaser" -TheCowSaysMoo "Jeez I go downstairs a sec and I come back to purple farts" -Pichitachi ""That site [hamster dance] will occupy me for hours." -Pichitachi "He's a very sexy girl." -Pichitachi "I say every guy take a picture of his man boobs and post it in a new folder at Weezies 11."- Osaka Aquabus I'll bring home the Pichi if you bring home the Seven." -Osaka Aquabus "I just spanked myself to get feeling back in my butt but realized how funny I must look."-SevenPinkerton "I look like this : D -Pichitachi "I look like this { }:) -TheRedAlbum "I'll dream of Seven spanking herself and Red having sex with Jose from Ozma."- Osaka Aquabus “Yeah, cause peaches is a KERJ!” – SuperGrover “Joe doesn’t really like naked breasts…that’s just his cover” – Pichitachi “Oh how I need a nad in mine to feel” – TheCowSaysMoo99 “Who cares about the members of the Weez? SAVE THE CLOTHES!” – SuperGrover “By the way, I look dead sexy right now” – theRedAlbum "Yeah...April comes after February now.. didn't you get the letter?" – funkykangaroo26 "Haha Pichi I'm on top" -TheWeezerSource "I'd truck Karl even if he were my uncle."- SevenPinkerton "I find your typing very attractive" -Osaka Aquabus "Is that a thermometer in your pocket? Oh yeah..it is." -Funkykangaroo26 “I’m cheating on Peaches with Osaka” –SuperGrover “I’ll bring home the RURKEY if you’ll bring home the BACKON” –SuperGrover, butchering that line. “I couldn’t figure out why everyone started yelling Balls! in the middle of El Scorcho” – Pichitachi, as we were invaded by that evil man, Brians_Ballz “*TheWeezerSource busts out his naked breasts.” “*SuperGrover hides” “What, don’t like man boobs?” –TheWeezerSource “It’s a special bong” – Pichitachi, trying to talk about a special "bond” "Im a hobo cuomo smokin my hash pipe" TheCowSaysMoo99 "We always end up talking about Boobs or Buttfloss, Rivers' Pickle or Brian's Bell, Baked Breast or G-Strings." -SuperGrover "We're that type of people." -SevenPinkerton "I have the best man boobs." -Nosoupforyou "Don't play around, if your gonna strip, do it."- TheWeezerSource "I'm taking this chat hostage." -Pichitachi "Don't quote me!"- Omo "I do NOT win the slow awards"- SuperGrover "If I met Brian the first thing I'd ask is how he survived high school." "I'd ask how much I would have to pay to have him live under my bed." -Omo "Under the bed? I'd ask how much I would have to pay to have him live ON my bed."- SuperGrover "I do not smack my own ushi!"- SevenPinkerton "Smack your own Sushi?"- Funkykangaroo26 "Pich, I swear I'll lick you."- TheWeezerSource "That's called Sex, Moo." -Pichitachi "Joe, Take it all off." -SuperGrover "People always go 'Oh is that a '91 VW Jetta front right axle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'"-Pichitachi "Joe, could you do something for me? It's of the utmost importance." -Paperface02 "I will not give up my virginity. That's That."- TheWeezerSource "What do you think?" Paperface02 "I think of you all the time. Naked."- SevenPinkerton "I'm the only one doing the pants dropping around here"-SuperGrover "I'm always naked in Weezie chat, it enhances the experience." -SevenPinkerton "I kill slugs, you get naked.-Pichitachi "I'm a gay"- zxjinn "The bj without talking is so much more relaxing" -SevenPinkerton discussing Burndt Jamb (bj) "Arg, it's 3am and my pants are wet." -Pichitachi "Cause nobody can keep their pants on around Peaches." -SuperGrover "Eeps! My carmex is lost in my pants!"- Funkykangaroo26 "Bat Wilson"-SevenPinkerton "Come out with you hands up and the cow down!"- theRedAlbum "I didn't know PMS could be passed on"- TheWeezerSource "Rivers Cuomo....you beast." -Xekias "No Boobies." -funkykangaroo26 "Man Boobies?" -SevenPinkerton "I like Mikey's Horse?"- TheWeezerSource “We’ll rub off on you” –Pichitachi "What do you play again Osaka?" - TheCowSaysMoo99 "Drugs" -Osaka_Aquabus (attempting to say he played drums) "I do NOT win the slow awards!" -SuperGrover "Weezer Porn" "What? Weezer Porn?? Where?!" -everyone "Soup is alwasy excited, he's in a chat room full of girls." -Pichitachi "OMG if I'm not green in an online weezie chat my life is over...I'm just gonna die now" -Pichitachi "That lead singer is such a good dancer, he must be like a cheerleader or something *giggle*" -Osaka_aquabus "That's just want I want to say to Rivers, just go "You Fail" and walk away. -funkykangaroo26 "Am I a nerd? It's ten o' clock and I'm going to sleep." -funkykangaroo26 "We're all nerd Funks...cause it's friday and we're all here." -TheRedAlbum "Joe watches Hot Wet Naked Weezies." -Funkykangaroo26 "I'm a nerd rocker emo power poppy punk" -Candle "My computers flerking you" -Xekias "AH YOUR COMPS FLERKIN ME?" -Pichitachi "Wese so derned intelligent" -SevenPinkerton "We is edumacated" -Funkykangaroo26 "Me fail english? Unimpossible!" -Pichitachi "My chair just completely collasped" -Paperface02 "That would have been hilarious, Mikey[Paper] sitting there in chat when all the sudden you hear him: Flerking Shnit!!" -theRedAlbum "*Takes Grover's Matches* You are not mature enough"- Pichitachi Joe's pick up line for girls: "Do you live in Utah? Cause your a mormon." "If it weren't for me you guys would have no one to laugh at to boost your self-esteem" -theRedAlbum "No, that's what Joe's for." -Pichitachi "*Pounds on her manboobs*.....wait."-SevenPinkerton "No IM...Er...SN...Doddamn two letter acronyms!" -SuperGrover "Woooaaahhh I just tried to roll on a chair that doesn't roll." -Pichitachi "Everyone's had my package." -theRedAlbum "It's such a waste to see a beautiful mormon girl." -Paperface02 "Rivers made soup with me but that's where I draw the line." -theRedAlbum "Mikey Gerin has the silkiest, most divine hair known to man, or women for that matter,- theRedAlbum "No, I'm totally losing my virginity to Weezer" -Paperface02 "Use small words and speak slowly" -therealbuzzy "One of my friends was introducing me to another friend at school, this is like halfway into the year...and she goes "This is Julie" and the girl goes "ooh, nice to meet you, what school do you go to?" -imarockstar "Mikey, is that a guitar your holding or are you just happy to see me?" -TheCowSaysMoo "You guys KEEP ME FROM DOING STUFF!" -SuperGrover "*Gasp* I haven't peen to weezer.com ALL DAY." -Pichitachi In the spirit of St. Patty's: "Since when did Pat become a saint?" -Paperface02 "Nice Mutt Mikey" -Red "I won 3 times today *holds up fingers* that's almost a whole hand!" -SevenPinkerton "For some shop teachers that Would be a whole hand." -SuperGrover "I'm a nose model" -Osaka Aquabus "You don't wanna come in my bag, Grov?" -Funkykangaroo26 "I'll have to suck it on Friday then." -Osaka Aquabus "Tanning boots are bad for you" -SuperGrover "I wear the pink triangle proudly, for I am now married to Funky."therealbuzzy "Your meant to be behind, Pich" -Moo "Dear Mr and Mrs Pinkerton, Seven is slower than the rest of the children and does not play well with others- Mrs. Crabapple." -Pichitachi "whoah whoah whoah ladies, there's enough Schwarz to go around." -J Swarchz "lopl" "Stop licking my pants so loudly." -Osaka Aquabus "Ass Well" -Orielly02 "My TV keeps swearing at me." -Xekias "Either way Brian touched Scott's pickle and that's just not cool." -Osaka Aquabus "Solataire! you cheating bastard!" -Xekias "Don't worry Jason..you'll appear gay on the quotes page before you know it." -Pichitachi "I'm gay now?" -Jason Schwarz "Are you in the shower now?" -Troma Steve "Yep" Pichitachi "What area are you washing?" "That green pic of Brian reminds me of those sex pics." -SevenPinkerton "yeah, hang on while i just get these shamrocks outta my mouth, my leprachaun will press the RECORD button" -Troma Steve "OMG Mikey looks so sexy in that hashpipe movie awards video.." -Paperface02 "Oh today's SNL is so good! CREED and..someone else I love." -Pichitachi "I'm NOT the horniest Weezie!" nosoupforyou "I'm not a sex god, or a pimp, please make me into one, thanks." -J Schwarz "Warning: Sexy manmeat ahead" -Pichitachi "Me and Rivers Pickle, man, we're like this *does finger thing*"- SuperGrover "Whoah, what's Grover fingering?" -Pichitachi "If I were a girl, I would love her" -SdvenPinkerton "Holy hotballs Brian is skinny" - TheCowSaysMoo99 (?) "brb...family bonging time." -funkykangaroo26 "Will you be my socks, Grover?" -funkykangaroo26 "Rivers is so sexy in [Glorious Day]" -Paperface02 "I like to watch my videos in full screen, just like my porn..." -Paperface02 "This video is soooooooo cute..." (watching Island in the Sun [Version 2]) -Paperface02 "Oh my gosh, Roo looks like Jesus!" -SuperGrover "So does that mean Jesus=Rivers' pickle?"-SuperGrover "I did a condom pose in yoga" -Paperface02 “El shut up before I boot you-o” –Pichitachi, tired of us speaking in languages other than English. “AHHH SOMEONE STOLE MY IMP!” –SuperGrover "I'm losing my virginity to Weezer" -Paperface02 "Are you saying your having sex at the concert? You might get trampled"-Pichitachi "Make sure you have Karl tape it." - Oki-Ni "Since when am i in bed with you? I just watch you." -Pichitachi "OMG it's the balls from Bullet Proof!" -Funkykangaroo26 "I spaced off for a sec and I come back to Pichi Berries" -Pichitachi "Having so much hair on my head makes me feel like I'm a fort or a tent. It's neat." -theRedAlbum "I'm spanking the monkey and nothing is happening pich!" -Osaka Aquabus "It's (snapple) sitting there beside me....hello little feller." -funkykangaroo26 "I've been staring at my own picture for 5 minutes..." -Paperface02 "Me on the bike (picture)...man that is soo erotic." -Funkykangaroo26 "Geez he has a lot of hair" -El talking about Red Problems with all nighters: "Its 3am here. Ouch my neck is sore" -Pichitachi "My butt is mishaped."- SevenPinkerton "Mine is going to be numb"-Pichitachi "I got posters on the wall, all my weezie guys.."- Jason Schwarz *Bob stares at Jay Leno Show* "Get your eyes off her lovebubbles." -Pichitachi "CBI- Chat Bureau of Investigation." -Bob "Seven's in love with every weezie, man or bast." -Pichitachi "You guys are crazier than I am stoned." -Orielly02 "What else is porn tonight?" -Bob "You think you know a guy, but then he turns into a woman."- Jason Schwarz "I wonder what guys feel when their dingleberries get smashed."- SevenPinkerton "He can't get the monkey to work." -Pichitachi "Pich, your on top of the board, good job." -Bob "Yeah, good job being a loser." -Pichitachi "What, Pich is doing "expletive" now?" -Jason Schwarz "You look all sexy-like, Jason" -Josh "I know." -Jason Schwarz "Ask a waitress for some pop, she will give you an nsync album" -Bob (It IS pop though, not Soda or Coke) "I can barely lift my right arm." -Bob "Shouldn't masterbate so hard Bob."-Jason Schwarz "It's so weird, there's always more people in here." -Jason Schwarz "Maybe someone's going around kidnapping Weezies, we're the last. We'll have to reproduce ourselves."-SevenPinkerton "Ok, we have to do what we have to do *puts on some Weezer*" -Jason "SHUT UP ASS -hello joe- MASTER YOU'LL WAKE UP SCOTT" -SuperGrover "ADIDAS- all day I dream about sex." "She could not withstand the might of funky." -funkykangaroo26 "It's just a hot emo guy." -SevenPinkerton "there is nothing JUST abut a hot emo guy." -funkykangaroo26 "J_Emo_Schwarz. So Emo that he cries about drinking coffee."- Bob "Jason is so emo he cries about being emo." -SevenPinkerton "I am the clit commander" -Jason Swarchz ""It's a Sven Sandwich. Sven, you're the yummily delicious middle, and Red and Xek, you're the crusty ousides." -SuperGrover "Grov, you're the toothpick that hold us altogether." -SevenPinkerton "Can I be the sprinkles?" -funkykangaroo26 "SPRINKLES ON A PBJ? THE MADNESS!" -SuperGrover "Hi I type and kjghihgiagjhave random finger spasms." -SuperGrover "Did ya know that as your wealth increases, your balls get smaller?"-SevenPinkerton "So THAT'S what happened to Rivers' Balls!"- SuperGrover "But it's like a haian shirt" "With a w" "And other letters." -SevenPinkerton "Bitchslap, strong enough for a guy, but made for a woman." -Jason Swarchz "I'll bake you some xookies"- Xekias "'Coach!! This weezie told me you're a poo head.' 'What? Poohead? Weezie? Tracey go sit down.'" -Pichitachi *Misses, trips, and falls* -TheWeezerSource "lol, Joe's having too much fun tonight," -Pichitachi "My pants are never on." -Jason Swarchz "I'm stripping?"- SevenPinkerton "Who's Stripping?" -Josh "I think I'm stripping." -SevenPinkerton "Yes, I banned myself from my own chatroom." -TheWeezerSource *Pich places an "L" on Joe's forehead* "mmmm...sex hair," -Moo "I will not eat green eggs and ham." -Pichitachi "I will not eat them said Sam I am." -SevenPinkerton "I will not eat them in a train, I will not eat them on a plane"- Pichitachi "lol, the conversations we have at 2..er 3am" "Geez stupid square with red x inside."-Bob "Here we are, in a Weezer chick, talking about the G rated Disney movie the Princess Diaries.." -Paperface02 "yea, I'm playing with myself"- Jason Schwarz "Jason, I've done the same thing, many many times." -Paperface02 "Mail Sex Booth...it's where you deliver your mail...and so much more." -Pichitachi "I feel kinky tonight." -Bob "Sometimes I get pissed off and I just take my clothes off." -theRedAlbum "I rip off my shirt a la Hulk Hogan." -theRedAlbum "Christ is killing me." -Bob *Bob backs away from weezie guys* *Osak makes kissing noises at Bob* "Hi Sex, Hi Fucky"- Bob trying to say Sev and Funky "What the hell are we talking about?" -Hot_Pocket_Girl "Most of the time we don't know" -SuperGrover "I saw what you wrote...bioth" -Moo *Brian shifty eyes* "I wrote nothing." -Pichitachi "Cozy and Jason sittin in a tree, making lots of weezie babies, first comes love, than comes concerts, then comes Jason with the HPS." -funkykangaroo26 "I've always thought the most noble death would be at a concert, in the middle of a really really violent pit." -funkykangaroo26 "Shoot, I heard the word naked in a song today and though of you Seven." -Moo "My mom just said 'stop playing with scissors!'" -funkykangaroo26 "Mikey, the other day I saw an infomercial starring Richard Simmons and I thought of you." -theRedAlbum "AAAA THIS CHAT IS INSANE!" *Runs around in circles screaming* -Pichitachi "Ive rubbed off on all of you." -funkykangaroo26 "My site is being a mormon." -SevenPinkerton Weezies displaying their talents: "When I cough, I keep my lips together and sound like a horse." -nosoupforyou "I can squirt water through my teeth, it sound like a cicada."- funkykagaroo26 "My armpits really make cool farting sounds guys." -Bob "Grov[lookingforsweatpans]" -SuperGrovers "OK, WHAT JUST GONGED ON MY COMPUTER?" -kylevh "PLZ GIVE ME SEXUAL WEEZER FF." -kylevh "Don't change your plans for me." -Orielly02 "ARGENTINAAAAA" - SuperGrover *Pause* "Oh wait, wrong song." "Everyone's insane but me." -Xekias "I'll be your Pirv joke Seven." -Funkykangaroo26 "I'm the pied piper of weezies." -Osaka Aquabus "Slash is good for the soul." -Funkykangaroo26 "My Fingers Don't Listen to My Brain Bioth!" -Pichitachi "After taking a piss, I looked in the mirrror at myself and thought..Damn." -theRedalbum "Mikey/Osaka gaysailorize together" -SuperGrover "What is Soup holding...a ten foot pole?" -SevenPinkerton "Soup has a ten foot pole and if you read ff....that's not a weapon." -Pichitachi "*Passes Osaka the nakii barbie doll* here ya go....oh wait...you probably want the ken doll *takes barbie and gives Osaka Ken*" -Pichitachi *Osaka_IHateYouAll <--- "I love you Osaka....your my favorite Gay Sailor." -Pichitachi "And on the third day Rivers said, "There will be no more chatting" and the chatting ceased." -Joe ""You don't like porn Grov?" -Pichitachi "Oh come on I LIVE for Weezie Porn." -SuperGrover "I recognize Osaka's Legs!" -Pichitachi "Some girls talk about bigger dicks...we talk about bigger brows." -Funkykangaroo26 "Wow, Brian doesn't look good with massive breasts." -SevenPinkerton "If anyone tells me Weezer sucks at school, I holler "Rape!" really loud," -Paperface02 "I had a bad experience with stalkers, for some reason unknown to meI started talking to someone named Jessiexxx on aim....so I changed my aim name and hid in a corner for a week." -Benji "What's the difference between toliet paper and shower curtains?" -Orielly02 "There's a difference?" -Osaka Aquabus "I can't stop making out with these carrots." -SevenPinkerton "Moose Hinter" -Joe "Talk to Grov, she'll make you a weezie, and so much more." -Funkykangaroo26 "Oh dear, here come the native chipmunks." -Orielly02 "It's less than $200, just because it's made in Asia." -nosoupforyou "Poor little Asian kids made that geetar soup" -SevenPinkerton "I'll give thanks to them at our shows, 'Thanks litle Asian Kids, for making my gee-tar" -nosoupforyou "This chat is so dirty now!" -SuperGrover "I'm either really happy or really high" -Orielly02 "ruler of the universe=pinkerton=weezer=amazing=pich" -Pichitach "Pich, you know I'm in that equation somewhere" -Moo "Up Shut" -Kylevh "You can grab my ass for 20 bucks" -SevenPinkerton "Hey, you can grab mine for 10" -Benji "Hi Grover-bo-bover, banafana fo fover, me my mo mofer, Grover" -TheWeezerSource *Five minutes later* "Did Joe call me a mofer?" -SuperGrover *Seven gives Benji a "Sevnish" badge* "Benji takes badge, looks at shirtless chest* *Benji pins on nipple, screams in pain* "Can we pleae stop talking about hot girls and maybe talk about something else...like hot guys? *grin* -SuperGrover "I'd sex him [mark mcgrath] if I were a girl" -kylevh "So your trading me for the laces...hmmm.." "I'm worth more than 5 bucks."-Pichitachi "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezer in the mornin', Weezer in the evenin'. Weezer at supper time, when Weezer's on a bagel, you can eat Weezer anytime!" "Try our new Flavor- Mikey's Hair, Too!" -Paperface02 "It's just me...and you...and 6 dead people" -SuperGrover "Kinky, inbreeding and necrophilia." -Osaka Aquabus "Rivers is going to open a Chilli Pepper Stand called OMG Rivarz Hot Chilli Peppers" "It'll be next to Brian's Flute Shop" -Osaka Aquabus "Isn't that a Linkin Park song?" -Osaka Aquabus "BEATLES YO DUMBASS!"- Moo "Who said fag?...I don't see Scott Stapp anywhere." -Paperface02 "LET US SEE!" "AND GET NAKII!' -Pichitachi *Kylevh masturbates* *SuperGrover covers her eyes* *funkykangaroo26 hides* *SevenPinkerton videotapes* "I am such a pimp" -Osaka Aquabus "I'm the anti-Christ?" -SuperGrover "I feel like a game show hose!" - SuperGrover "At 1:09...you can watch the muscle move as he plays!" - pichitachi (second by second analysis of Rivers Cuomo in *gasp* SHORT SLEEVES! "Why is everyone on top of me?" -J_Schwarz "I'm really excited about my new skills as a testicle grabber. I want to try them out on someone - any volunteers?" - SuperGrover "Ooo oo me!" -osaka_aquabus *osaka_aquabus raises hand* "It's a blob! It's a blob!" -funkykangaroo26, giving us up-to-the-second details on exactly how she was eating her chocolate creme egg. "Brian Bell has some of the ugliest shrits I've ever seen...and yet he can pull them off so damn well." -SuperGrover "Oh shit, I said fuck" -Paperface02 "Fuck." and all it's many forms- Benji and Seven "People don't seem to mind when I'm pantsless" -Benji "Of course not, got a cam?" -Pichitachi "Do they have laws against the public display of genitals?" -Benji "Jason, you complete me." -theRedAlbum "I smell funny" -SuperGrover "School tomorrow." -funkykangaroo26 "School? SCHOOL? AHH! *runs into wall, falls down.*" -SevenPinkerton "Conan is talking to me." -Pichitachi "I thought you licked Rivers after the interview?" -Moo "Weezies gone wild" -Our new Video, -Benji "I stay away from pins for my own safty" -SuperGrover "This normally a private type chat thing then?" -synpomaniac (a newbie) "We talk about privates all the time."- nosoupforyou "Hot dogs= cow's nose + penis" -theRedalbum "mmmm penis and nose taste good." -Bob "I always say fucky, when Seven is here I say Sex." -zxjinn *Thinks to hard, falls on floor* -Benji "Unity keeps getting missed, it's losing its...unification." -TheWeezerSource "My head is falling over" -Xekias "He has ripples and really interesting nipples" -Seven looking at Scott Shirtless "Gah, I hate it when I'm in chat and I get that "urge"-Paperface02 "This chat makes you horny?"- Pichitachi "I hate movies....except por-...um..." -Paperface02 "Joe is raping people." -SuperGrover "May the Schwarz be with you." -Josh "You guys wanna hear something weird?" -Moo "you turned into a toenail?" -Funkykangaroo26 "Jason, your such a loser..You think your cool with your Weezer cds and your fancy discman.." -Jason Schwarz "Jason, you do realize your talking to yourself...right?" -Pichitachi "Use the force Luke, use the force and run away." "Drat, I'm not gonna be here tomorrow" -SevenPinkerton "I will!! I have no life!! WEEEE!!!" -Pichitachi "Who wants to play- Guess the stalker?" -Jason Schwarz "That hashy holly nose song, yeah its a doozy" -Paperface0 "Lets give eachother prostitute names" -Funkykangaroo26 Paperface02- Passion Bob- Mary Jane Funkykangaroo26- Buck Naked SevenPinkerton- SlapMaster Seven Pichitachi- Pichitachi "New topic- hooray, Jason is back, we can go back to not talking to him" -Jason schwarz "New topic- Stop being a little bitch about it and add to the convo" -Moo "Dudes, Maladroit is the best cd ever!!" April Fools." -Paperface02 "A linkin park song people like? that's an oxymoron." -Pichitachi "Josher Booiinng Weeee!" -Weezies discussing which words are the funnest to say "It looks like *snerk* I wont tell" -Pichtachi Osaka's Pee Psychology: "The first step is denial "I don't have to pee" "The second step is acceptance "I have to pee" "The third step is Action" "The fourth step is Reflection "That was a good pee" -Osaka Aquabus "Weezies cross paths." -Seven "Wow, I'll be in the same county as the love of my life" Jimmyeatweezer "I'm going to stalk and kill Seven" Jimmyeatweezer "Pich we were talking about you" -SevenPinkerton "I wondered why my ears were burning" -Pichitachi "Hold on I need some deoderant" -Jimmyeatweezer "You go to Wal-Mart for vacation Seven?" -Bob *Sern* -SuperGrover "I'm straighter than David Bowie" -Osaka Aquabus ""OH MY GOD THERE'S MUSIC COMING OUT OF MY COMPUTER THAT I DIDN'T TELL TO COME OUT!" -SuperGrover "I have a lesbian haircut" -Osaka Aquabus "I'm going to bed after he strips." -Pichitachi "Osaka, come to Toronto on the victoria Day weekend, it's a long weekend" -theRedAlbum "Yeah but it's the long weekend, and there's uh, stuff, to do, on that weekend." -Osaka "Afraid you'll fall in love, Jeff?" -Paperface02 "I hate it when VCRs don't do what their masters commands." -SevenPinkerton "Like when you tell your VCR to strip and it just stares at you with the blinking digits and doesn't do anything." -TheWeezerSource "Ew...that's the 5th liquid viagra email this week" -SevenPinkerton "Oh, send that my way." -Jason Schwarz based on this pic "It looks like their in a horror flick and about to murder someone, and Rivers looks like my Uncle." -SevenPinkerton "Rivers looks like a squirrel, hiding acorns in his mouth" -Pichitachi "It's not against the Bible, Jesus smoked himself" -SevenPinkerton "So that's how Seven justifies her drug use, "Jesus did it too" -Pichitachi "I can see through the monitor, through the thouands of feet of cables, and back though your monitor to see that YOU are naked." -TheWeezerSource "Joe, I know your outside my window...quit picking your nose" -Pichitachi "Can't make me" -TheWeezerSource "And for the 10000th time...no you can't have me...and watch out Joe, they let my dog out...and your nakii...and she doesn't like guys." -Pichitachi "Oh she'll like guys after she meets me" -TheWeezerSource "I don't know...I've never been welcomed by burning and eating." -Weezweezie, a newbie *Benji hides from moaning Soup and Seven* "Moaning Soup and Seven...I don't think I'm the only one that took that wrong"- nosoupforyou "My friend gave me his std on the bus yesterday and I haven't given it back" -Osaka Aquabus "You up for some exploration?" -Benji "I'm not bi" -Jason Schwarz "Fat people don't have....fat voices." -Pichitachi "Some do...like their so fat that their huge double chin makes it sound like they have a bunch of food in their mouths" -thRedAlbum "Leperacahun Day" "Wow I bitchered that word" "Buthered" "Doddamn I need sleep." -SevenPinkerton "Only weezies would take pics of certain memebrs of weezer's hair" -Pichitachi "I have a special section in my bed JUST for Star" -theRedAlbum "Wow Mikey, that upload is huge" -Osaka "Yeah I know Osaka" -Mikey "Only 291 minutes left" -Mikey "That long? I don't think I can last." -Osak "Try really really hard, you can do it." -Mikey "Okay...just for you." -Osak "Canada is just one giant snowscape with me in the middle." -theRedAlbum "Yeah, guys got that thing that makes you just want to smile, eat chocolate and go swimming." -SevenPinkerton "How did a conversation about soda turn into murder and drugs?"- Pichitachi "I can do that to conversations" -Benji "MORE SEXUAL JASON MOVIES PLZ K THNX" -theRedAlbum "Upload faster bioth" -Benji "Fuck Off Benji I'm Multi-Tasking!!" -Xekias "One day the Olsen Twins will be porn stars, and I will be waiting" -Jason Schwarz "I'm pumped..I found nakii Scott" -Pichitachi "You know...this action thing [/me]. It's always making me talk in the third person around my friends...they're starting to worry." -Benji "I was going to cure world hunger...but then I came to chat" -Pichtiachi "I was about to discover the cure to Aids....but then unity called." -SevenPinkerton "We all had a great big Weezie orgy, it was great" -therealbuzzy "Joe is Crezy. Joe Can't Talk. Joe has Devil Eyes." -Pichitachi "Did you just call me gay? Oh jesus..." -Moo "Did you just call Jesus gay?" -SevenPinkerton "Jesus is gay too?" -Pichitachi "Did you just call me Jesus?" -SuperGrover "Ahh I can only get the guy [paperface02] to talk to me I mention porn stars." -Josh "I'm the Weezie formally known as Prince" -Pichitachi "I would love to climb Mr. Rogers" -SevenPinkerton Nakii Breasts convo inspired by the song Naked Breasts: "I NEED SOME NAKII BREASTS NOW PLZ" -SuperGrover "Not real nakii Breasts!! NOT REAL NAKII BREASTS!" -SuperGrover "I wanna know why everyone wants to see nakii breasts." -SevenPinkerton "Hear. I wanna hear them." -SuperGrover "You want to hear nakii breasts? Do they...talk?" -SevenPinkerton "Yep" -SuperGrover "And they sing too" -Funkykangaroo26 *SevenPinkerton listens to hers* "I think my boobies are mute" -Funkykangaroo26 "Roo's boobies are hearing imparted." -SuperGrover "We're the epitome of immature. I used a big word!!" -Funkykangaroo26 "Mute Boobie= Song 3cc sing in roo's story when we interrupt the weez. Mute Boobies...we like bust out on stage and do this...interpretive dance." -SuperGrover "He isn't going to be like "Ohh wee ooh I look just like Buddy Holly, I like the way you smack my ass, Mary Tyler Moore" -Pichitachi "I go to a Catholic school so it's kind of weird. 'Hey uhh..Jeff, what did you think of that Jesus poster I drew?' 'he looks like he wants to have sex with that guy on the right' 'oh..'" -Osaka Aquabus "I hope Joe is still investigating slapping Rivers' ass." -Pichitachi "I can see Rivers freaking out and going to work for Blue's Clues, writing these songs.. Here's the mail, why do I always fail, GOD I SUCK, I'M A LOT LIKE YOU, SO PLEASE, MAIL, boy this brick weighs a ton, but it doesn'r suck as bad as Pinkerton.." -Osaka Aquabus "I'm stripping Joe, gimmie money" -SuperGrover "Whatever floats your boat." -Pichitachi "There's no water around me, I have no boat." -Jason Schwarz "Hey everybody, I'm looking at Gay Porno!" -Paperface02 "Sweet, can I come over Mikey?" -Josh "You know you want to caress my agro" -theRedAlbum "Leggo my Agro" -Orielly02 "Osaka is Cute" "Jason is hot" "Pape is weird" -Red's opinions on the other weezie guys "Have I ever told you I hate Mikey Welsh?" -Jason Schwarz "Have I ever told you I hate Jason Schwarz?" -Paperface02 "Bob...will you buy a wooden wagon so I can ride in it?" -Orielly02 "Why ride a wagon when you can ride an Aqua Bus? rawr." -Osaka Aquabus "There Ig Toes Again!" -SuperGrover experiencing font problems "Creed rocks as much as Osaka does" -Pichitachi "Scott Stapp must be God then." -Osaka Squabus "You are with 10 Scott Stapp blow up dolls...and they are all....nakii....and hairy....and they all sing." -Orielly02 "I knew a kid named Ben Dumass" -Pichitachi "Being a weezie isn't easy, but it's not worth it in the end." -SevenPinkerton "Yeah I'd definetly pick tea over pants." -Osaka Aquabus (?) "Um pich..you like Dope Nose. 'Nuff said." -theRedAlbum "Um Red...you suck." -Pichitachi "Ahh! There's people on my roof!" -SevenPinkerton "Ahh! You found me" -Pichitachi "Pich I told you not to walk so loud, now Seven knows we're up here." -Osaka Aquabus "First off..It's Pikachu. Second....my name doesn't even look like pokemon. Say it with me now...Peee-Cheee...Tah..Chee..." -Pichiachi after being called Picachu "What's a hermaphrodite?" "It's chix with dix and dudes with boobs" -nosoupforyou "My throat hurts like hell" -Osaka Aquabus "Sowwy...I'll get my tongue outa there" -Zxjinn "No Zx I think it's helping." -Osaka Aquabus "Naked Conan? Where?"- Pichitachi "I'm never showering again" -SevenPinkerton "It's just me and you and two dead people. Let's make out." -SuperGrover "But Grov, I never told you my evil secret...now that were alone, I feel that it is time- I'm Gay." -Jason "No, you can't be gay, your suppose to have my love children" "I guess you can have have Osaka, you'd be good for eachother." -Grover "Osaka is my bitch." -Jason "Yes I'm gay, gayier then Red, Soup, and Osaka put together." -Jason Schwarz "I got the =w= patch" -theRedAlbum "Is that like the stop smoking patch?" -Jason Schwarz "Cheeto his ass" -SevenPinkerton "Eww I'm not putting a cheeto there." -Pichitachi "Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts." -Jason Schwarz "I'm not gonna ban myself...like some people." -Pichitachi "Guns don't kill people, Xeks kill people" -Jason Schwarz "Damn this chat and its sexual innuendos" -Moo "My computer is being confiscated" -Benji "He's got Weezie porn on it!" -Pichitachi "That's why it's being confiscated...too hot for the general public" -SuperGrover "I'm nice and Pichs tighter" -Osaka Aquabus "I think I'm nice and your tight" -Pichitachi "Why does Osaka look like a gay sailor?" -Grimmas "Osaka IS a gay sailor" -SuperGrover "That's exactly what he looks like." -Pichitachi "Osak is Cute." -SevenPinkerton "In the..gay sailor kind of way." -Picitachi "His voice is really annoying, you'd think they were Canadian" -Pichitachi "So Pich, when are you gonna marry Amy?" -Josh *Moo plays Pink Triangle* "You two can move to Vermont and become gym teachers" -Moo "So Seven you going to the party after the show...I don't know, only if Grover goes but I'm not sure if Soup's gonna be there...he's kinda gay." -Red "Red's Gay" -SevenPinkerton "That's true, my name engulfs 2 homophobic slurs" -Red "Seven gave her love to me violently" -Osaka Aquabus "Joe should work for monotonous r us" -Red "Pich is a man....she's more of a man then I am" -Osaka Aquabus "I'm pretty gay, but Osaka blows me out of the water...not meant in a sexual way" -Red "None of you could do this" -Pichitachi "Masterbate and type at the same time.." -SevenPinkerton "I do that all the time" -KevGore "I thought of Osaka today...someone said something about gay...and I thought of a sailor" -Pichitachi "Oh it's great you associate the word Gay with me." -Osaka Aquabus "I'm like Elmo, but sexy" -Red "I can see it now- Osak in his lil sailor outfit going room to room and saying with a lisp 'Oh these curtains, their lovely!" -SevenPinkerton "Hey Those Curtains Were Nice OK" -Osaka Aquabus Pich Is Mussolini Joe is Hitler" -Red "Red was singing like a veggietale" -Pichitachi "You know..sometimes I feel like you care about ur little weezer friends more than me" -Pich's freind to Pich "No, the song builds up and has a climax"- SevenPinkerton "Oh Seven's climaxing?" -Pichitachi "Only when she talks to us" -Osaka Aquabus Fun With Voice Chat! "Xeks you sound like the voices in my head." -Jimmyeatweezer "Fuck a Duck in the Back of an Icecream Truck" -Xekias "My voice sounds like Shirley Temple on crack gurgling glass" -Karmicallydamaged "Xeks sounds like a little leprachaun. A pimpin' leprachaun." -Pichitachi "Is your voice as hot as you?" -Red to Buzzy "Jeff is hotter than two socks doing it ina wool sock." -Jimmyeatweezer [to the tune of Saturday Night] "I forget the words, I forget the words. Bla Bla Bla" -TheRedAlbum "Who needs a geetar when you got Red? And who needs porn when you have Jimmy's random sound effects?" -SevenPinkerton “I don’t know what to say, I just got done saying I was naked.” “Webcam next chat ;)” –Joe “Is there a star by anyone else’s name?” –SuperGrover “No Grov, it’s next to your name, so you don’t forget who you are.” –SevenPinkerton “Oh, I thought it was cause I was special.” –SuperGrover “God no. You?” –Joe “”Osak, sing a Creedy song” –SevenPinkerton “No, I can’t even sing that bad” –Osaka “I’m gay? I have a girlfriend Red.” –Joe “She’s mormon, so it doesn’t count.” –Red “You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.” –Xekias “I can’t do hw w/o stupid weezies appearing.” -Pichitachi _____ "It's ok if you [benji] like Adam. Seven is gay too." -Pichitachi "Pich, are you thinking what I'm thinking" -SuperGrover "WILD HOT SEX" -Pichitachi "I mean..what?" -Pichitachi "Joe..we secede you from the Weezie Union." -Funkaykangaroo "Joe likes Blink...Kanga likrd Nickelback...Moo likes creed...what's this world coming to?" -Pichitachi "You guys go on the best tangents. So far you have metaphorically beaten someone to death, there was the whole barrelman thing, and there was the pooh thing.." -karmicallydamaged "This is like the second time in 3 days I've seen benji and seven cybering" -Soup "I'm sorry am I raping you?" -Jason "Xek is sweet." -Benji "Xek rocks" -Seven "Xek is neat" -Benji "Xek is a cleet. Xeks is meat." -Pichitachi "And she lives in fleet" -Seven "Xek better not cheat. Cuz the other chat can be weak. stay with us Weezies. word" -Benji "Now I remember what this place is like" -Weezah "The yahoo chat is gayer than this chat" -Weezah "Doddam you, etc.." -Seven "Damn, I'm getting thaty crazy cult feeling again" -karmicallydamaged "My name is Fat Mike and I'm obsessed with big lesbians." -Pichitachi "They're getting a divorce..over trading spaces." -Pichitachi "Trading spouses" -Osaka "I'm so emo I have a lifetime supply of tissues" -Osaka "That would be such a novelty product..emo tissues. Just a big bright blue box with sad faces on it." -Funkykangaroo26 "Sneak out w/ andrew" -Pichitachi "He said that if Weezer ever came to mpls he'd take me" -Grover "Sorry I'm going to the show with andrew" -Osaka "Osaka, no you horny bioth. He's mine" -Grover "Oooo..let's have wild monkey sex!" -Funkykangaroo26 "Even the bells have a sexual ring to them" -Benji "No..don't eat your left arm or you'll explode into a pancreas" -Funkykangaroo26 "They come, they leave. I stay." -SuperGrover "How did you get to be an operator?" -Dan2436 "You have to perform sexual favors for Joe" -Grover "Are thongs comfortable pich?" -theRedAlbum "Yes Red" -Osaka "I wonder how many Asian Chicks Rivers has laid so far" -Jimmyeatweezer "How many Asian women are their in Japan?" -SevenPinkerton "Well...you can tell by his beard..a lot" -Xekias "I'm not leaving this room for 3 days. That's my plan. I'm not answering the phone...I'll bring in food and a toliet. I'm gonna be a hermit." -Pichitachi, (we all knew it would happen one day.) "PENIS" -Everyone "11, what a funny number.." -Benji (stoned?) *Grover kicks Benji* "Dammit Grov" -Benji "THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT" -SuperGrover "I was pulling my lip, I let it go, and I got saliva on my face" -nosoupforyou "OH GOD did anyone else's chocolate milk taste WEIRD today?" -Xekias "I just had the urge to say 'believe it or not, freida" -Xekias "I am a shindig" -Funkykangaroo26 "Jas, if it makes you feel any better, I want you like a girl monkey wants a boy monkey," -SevenPinkerton "Ever use the force to get laid?" -Pickett *Osaka waves hand* "You want me." -Osaka "I have a german stuck in my head" -Omo "Is there anything I'm suppose to be looking for in that video?" -Xekias "Xeks..look for Rivers' favorite facial hair" -SevenPinkerton "Chewing on my pens iis my addiction now"-Xekias "Chewing on penis?" -Osaka "No I had the german millionare" -Funkykangaroo26 "How do they pick the songs on the playlists, has it been revealed?" -SuperGrover "Throwing some darts...spinning in circles" -Funky "They blindfold Rivers and then spin him around a bunch of times, then they throw him at a wall, He's wearing velcro and whatever song he sticks to is on the setlist" -SuperGrover "I got lost in a circle - Grover" -Seven "I'm going to go backstage and bring my risk game with me at the next show and demand that Rivers play me" -Osaka "He'll probabaly be like 'No I don't have my world takeover hat" -Grover "Scott would sit in the corner..talking to himself quietly" -Funky "Scott would probly be squeezing the grease out of his hair to fry some eggs" -Seven "If weezer were 25 mins away from my house I'd have researched it to hell to get to it." -Seven "If weezer were 25 minutes away, I would have found a way to get in via the air vents" -Moo "I would've had a map and planned on how to sneak in," -Squapples "Nothing good on tv mondays" -Osaka "Osaka, cmon, 7th heaven" -Moo "I'm already taping that, Moo" -Osaka "I once gave birth to myself, that was a sticky situation" -Joe "They have like 10 people living in their house" -Moo "Hygene anyone?" -Funkykangaroo "I can trucking drive!" -AWF "Then steal a car. It's justifiable" -SevcnPinkerton "I swear, Officer, I HAD to steal that car! I need to get to a Weezer concert." -Joe "I wouldn't steal anything but a Rivers" -Seven "I'd steal Rivers too. Rawr" -Osaka "I have to stop making myself look so gay. My real personality is probly gayer than my online personality." -Osaka "Do you talk in a 'Femmy' voice?" -Moo "No, I talk like you after winning a y100 contest." -Osaka "Kids are stupid in my school. "You gonna buy the new album?" "No I just wear the button because I get paid too?" Dumasses." -Xekias "My brother called me a thespian and my mother slapped him" -a_o "I heard that fucks. Whoah. Shit. Sucks." -Benji "Dammit they are still censoring fag" -Osaka "They don't censor dope" -Seven "They didn't censor hash, apprently it's bad to be gay in Canada but you can be a junkie" -Osak "I vote for a smash becasue Weezer is a good Canadian rock band" -A guy on muchmusic "Kiss my grits" -Answerman *Seven kills technology with a spork* "omg, I have a spork necklace on right now" -Answerman "I dig out the eyes of people I dislike with sporks" -Staraflur "There are people tied up in my basement, they are screaming "Yo quiero taco bell!" -nosoupforyou "Ohh we have a table? I thought it was just a room...full of corners people hide in" -Pichitachi ""I'm just a copy cat so I don't know nothing cept what pichi says" -Soup "Seven, Pich, Funks=The loser club. Bless our lack of social skills and hygeine!" -Sevenpinkerto "Are you guys playing that highly addicting golf game?" -SevenPinkerton "Damn you weezies for dishing out gateway drugs" -nosoupfroyou "Rivers? Hairy? Preposterous." -Funkykangaroo26 "Rivers is a cute lil paranoid" -Seven "Rivers looks like a muppet" -Pichitachi "He's a paranoid neanderthal" -Funkykangaroo26 "Soup is happy?" -SevenPinkerton "Yes, it's almost an oxymoron" -nosoupfroyou *Funky bobs her head and grins like a monkey on weed* The Snerk Fest: "Go snerk yorself" -Osaka "Snerkammit" -SevenPimerton "I snerk everything that walks" -Osaka "Snerk it all to hell" -Funky "If you snerk, your a jerk" -Benji and his anti-snerk campaign *Joe gets his snerk on* *Benji gets snerked* *Answerman lays down and snerks* *Joe is snerking tired* "If I could get people to listen to a book called "Thus Spoke Grov" life would be a whole lot easier" -SuperGrover "I need a lot of caulk right now" -Osaka Aquabus "Picking up boys at the library? I need to go to that library"-Osaka "You want to pick up boys?" -SevenPinkerton "Jesus Shaped Fruit Snacks, and Cereal Too! We'll make millions! Off marketing God of course! But then again, don't all churches? " -Benji "Ahh I have to pee but there's 3 minutes of feedback at the end of Buddy holly." -Osaka "um...it's called a pause button." -Pichitachi "That ruins the experience. The only logical solution is to wet myself." -Osaka "My stomach hurts, I think I have cancer, Cause, I still have that cut, on my finger." -SuperGrover "has anyone seen my true love today?" -Zxjinn "right here zx" *smoochie* -Osaka Aquabus * zxjinn backs away* "don't run from your true feelings" -Osaka " "true" feelings? we just have sex all the time, i dont love you" -Zxjinn " fine if that's the way it's gotta be" -Osaka "your more like a boy toy, if you will" -Zxjinn "G'night Souper, may the rap be with you T-diddy" -SevenPinkerton "If a man does a unity by himself in a chatroom, does it make a noise?" -Joe "You[Joe] know you just sit outside Pich's window wearing hawiiann shirts and watching gay porm, admit it...and when your not wearing hawiann shirts, your nakii, we know...why do you think Pich wears such dark sunglasses all the time?" -SuperGrover *Seven highfives Moo* *Moo stares at hand* "Psst your suppose to hit it" -Pichitachi *Moo hits Xeks* "Yes to Sex" -SuperGrover "I like the drums on Hotel Yorba they just go BANGBANGBANGBANGSMASHSMASHSMASH" -SuperGrover "I don't speak Canadian" -Pichitachi "Moose...Eskimo..Snow.." -SevenPinkerton "Igloo....Sasquatch...ice.." -Pichitachi "Hm...I'm trying to think is any of my friends have hbo...wait...lemme think if I have friends first" -Pichitachi "I cut my mouth on a cheeto yesterday and thought of you weezies. Weezies and pain just must go together" -SuperGrover "Osaka your a nerd too?" -SuperGrover "Honestly do you really need to ask?" -Osaka Aquabus "Oh billie let me eat your ass out. Oh i love how hairy you are" -Joe's idea of porn "Geesh Joe, even I've seen more porn than that" -SevenPinkerton "Even you Seven? That's not an "even."-Pichitachi "Leamme alone! Lemmae alone! Just let me wear my hawiian shirt" -Joe "You registered this one? Aww man...I was sure the password was 'i love pichi" -Pichitachi "Scott's so hardcore he drinks lemonade in evian bottles" -Xekias "OH OH OH" -Osaka "OH OH OH" -Pichitachi "What's with all the moans?" -SevenPinkerton "Well sicne he can't get action any other way.." -Pichitachi *Jas looks at his badges "a chat killa" a "mood killa" the "emo kid"* "EH? EH?" -Osaka Aquabus "Sit down Canadian" -Pichitachi "I can imagine Brian imitating Daffy Duck" "I meant Donald Fuck" "Duck!" -Xekias "Elyse do your homework!" "I am!" "Weezer sites don't have anything to do with your hw." -Life with Pichitachi "Scott does not equal newsie" -Pichitachi "He does so, his newsie name= Greasy" -SevenPinkerton "Don't you know that looks a little suspiciouis?" "Ah....suspicious" "Lets all talk now so we can ignore the fact that I can't spell or type." -Pichitachi "Uh...you're Elmo...why? Do you giggle when we tickle you?" -SuperGrover "Sure...and you know...Elmo...Elyse.....heehehhehee that tickles!" -Pichitachi "Brb, bitches" -theRedAlbum *Looks around* I see no female dogs -Pichitachi "What? Are you unsulting us?" "Cuz we have no lives...and it's not working" -Pichitachi "In fact we're porud of it" -SevenPinkerton "Damn I think I'd look sexy in that...wait...no I wouldn't" -Benji *funkykangaroo26 looks around...sees only pichi and a pinata* * pichitachi hits joe* "I didn't get any candy :(" -Pichitachi "Only computer software comes out for me" -Funkykangaroo26 " I have wheat thins on the table in my living room....I can see them..."stoned wheat thins" -Osaka "ur wheat thins are high?" -Pichitachi *later* "You know the world is bad when even your wheat thins are high" -SevenPinkerton "You know it's sad when everyone else but you are high, even your wheat thins" -Pichitachi *points to room list* See, Pichitachi, Jason, Seven- PJS! Like Jammies!" -Pichitachi "The guy I have a crush on looked at me today"- funkykangaroo26 "Was it a good look or a "What the heck is that?" look?" -SevenPinkerton "Are you sure that he was looking at you and not the person next to you?" -Moo "I found a guy to drool over today...he has pretty eyes" -SevenPinkerton "I told you to quit looking at me Seven" -Osaka Aquabus "My mom strapped me in a chair to pop a zit under my nose and now it looks like I have a nipple on my face" -nosoupfroyou "Joe Fatone is really ugly" -Moo "Yeah he is....better than Justin though" -SevenPinkerton "No he's not...well...their all ugly" -Moo "Wow...we're talking about nsync." -Funkykangaroo26 "Everyone knows lance is the cutest *cough*" -Moo "Yeah Gorv wanted you" -SevenPinkerton "Gorv?" -Osaka Aquabus "Oh, I just wanted to tell you that I'm madly in love with you." -SuperGrover "Is Jay Leno stripping?" -SevenPinkerton "Thank jeebus no." -Pichitachi "I bet his chin is bigger than..." -Joe "What IS exactly wrong with the boards?"- imarockstar "Rivers' Asian porn is taking up too much space" -Jason Schwarz "DON'T BREATH. TYPE" -Pichitachi "Hey look! My penis is a cat's tail!" -Xekias talking about her dream Homework with Pichitachi History typo: "the pressure to produce more goods for a grovering market" "and after I typed this.. I spaced off for like 20 min: "Water from streams and rivers had reminded the primary source of power" "I have an urge to take a twoonie and superglue it to the floor in the mall and count the number of people that try to pick it up...then laugh..then count..then laugh some more." -Squapples "What's a twoonie?"-SevenPinkerton "Oops..you Americans don't have twoonies..it's a two dollar coin" -Squapples "It'd be fun to say Twoonie all the time" -SevenPinkerton "I have a Twoonie in my pocket" -Pichitachi Rivers' pick up lines: "Is that a log your carrying, or are you just happy to see me?" -Moo "Hey, I have the same nail polish!" -Moo "Hey.. wanna come back to my place and paint eachothers nails?" -Pichitachi "Wanna see my log-cutting skills?"-SuperGrover "I'm very delicate...check out my nail job"-SuperGrover "Where'd Osaka go?" -SevenPinkerton "........" -Pichitachi "He will be missed" -Jason Schwarz ********************** In the Beginning... (Weezie Quotes from the Very First Chat, thanks to Funkykangaroo26) "i want weezer in my sushi." -Oreilly02 "brian has caterpiller eyebrows" - pichitachi "jew knows a river-like german" -Oreilly02 "all hair mikey" - funkykangaroo26 "mother trucker!" - Oreilly02 "*is stew*" - Oreilly02 "whee bleep" - funkykangaroo26 "i am the inventor of marshmellow sushi" - SevenPinkerton "river-like german whor sarcasm flavored marshmellow sushi" - funkykangaro26 "mmm...germans" - Oreilly02 "marshmellows don't grow on trees!" - ? "awesome german" - ? "i love irish people" - SevenPinkerton "so what if rivers turns out to be irish and says 'aye' in a new song?" - funkykangaroo26 "son, you're mother truckin high!" -SevenPinkerton "i am so cuomosexual" - pichitachi "i am the coolest sushi alive." - OReilly02 ********************** Send me some you guys can think of! BACK |
| (With Much Thanks to the Official Weezie Quote Collector--SuperGrover.) |