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Shaler grad Bob Yeager arrested for riding his quad through the floodwaters a few weeks ago, more details later
Aross baloons to over 400 pounds. His daily routine includings skipping CCAC classes, walking to the PAT BUS stop and boarding an inbound bus to eat at the China Fan, downtown
Ritter and Donley run the table at beer pong at local Pitt party.
Jason Donley gets laid by 300 pound australian whale!
Early reports from the first leg of the campus tour had Larkin, Donley, and Ritter getting completely obliterated within seconds.
SFP embarks on campus tour 2003
2 chickens found in school, the first in a series of senior pranks. The class of 2003 is attempting to cause more havoc than any class since the class of '83.
Shaler High School has been living in the news lately, check out the Police Blotter under Special Features to read the latest crimes going on in the high school.
Jason Fawkner cited for reckless driving after crossing 3 lanes at a time on route 28 in an attempt to merge then blocking the heavily travled road for minutes. Police also cited him on an account of driving with a door open and person hanging out the side.
Choir Trip canceled due to SARS epidemic in Toronto. Choir kids and parents revolt against school board.
Larkin begins compiling psycho quotes version 3.0 at PNC Park, writing down everything possible.
Thats right fuckers, the rumors are indeed true. Tehy're as true as Brian Bell gaining 50 pounds in a 7-hour span off of McDonald's. The SFP creators are prompting a return to the glory days and lifting the country's (and most notably Millvale's) economy from the depths of despair. Keep it here for massive updates for the next couple days that could turn some heads and cause even some people to take showers soon. More as it comes SFP-aholics. We're back in black.
-10/26/04
It is October, so that could mean only one thing. Yes, another re-incarnation of the Shaler Free Press. The last one failed worse than Ritters diet, but we are devoted to bringing back the site. Check back daily for updates.
As reported here first and guaranteed, Mr. Tony Sarkis was reinstated and is back where he belongs, teaching in the halls of Shaler Area High School. SFP broke the news first and started the bring back sarkis campaign which undoubtebly played a major role in the arbitrators decision.
2003 Senior Pranks revealed
Now that all the seniors our graduated and off to college or ccac it is safe to say who did what during the final week of school for seniors. Jon Verbanets and Damon Cincotta took credit for the super glue on the staircase even though Matt Wigger got in trouble for it. Various spray paintings on stop signs, the overpass, and back parking lot have come from various sources. The honor of getting chickens in school goes to superlegend himself Matthew Sullivan. 2003, seniors, vulgar words, initials, among other things were burnt out in the grass with gasoline from a source that wishes to be indetified only as npoc right now. During graduation two beach balls got up one put up by Aaron Scarber and another by Nick Tolomeo, plus silly string from the unidentified students in the back row.
Shannon Oneil celebrates B-day
All of Shaler and Millvale shutsdown to honor Shannon O'neil and the day is declared a regional holiday. Mayor Frank Albert bestowed upon her the key to Millvale.
Shaler Area Prom 2003
Yes, it certainly was a glorious nite downtown. Former lunatics Zack Dean, Jeff Railsback, Joe Weidner, Jim McDermott, Jason Ritter, Dave Killian, and Jeff Secan attend prom while openly gay Adnrew Palaniuk aka Build-a-Bear dances with everyones date there. Tim Beiber runs around prom with no shirt on and Adam Sirianni's date was 4 inches taller than him! What a cool guy, for all the juicy details click here fuckers!!
Ed Trdina takes over School Network
May 5, Shaler, PA Room 226
In a hostile takeover during 6th period economics, computer hacker extroidanare Edward Trdina single handely took over the Shaler Area High School computer network. Mr. Charny and the rest of the administrative computer gurus are currently hard at work fighting for the network. Nothing has happened like this since Thomas Toth III hacked into the district web-site and was immediately suspended.
Ed is holding the network ransom for $1000 and a new laptop.
-Brandon Millward
SFP Technology Writer
Third Annual SFP Skip Day at PNC Park
April 24, North Shore, PA
For the third consecutive year Shaler students celebrated SFP Skip Day/Pepsi Twist day at the Pirate game. A larger than expected turn out led to a complete takeover of the left field bleachers by Shaler students, who quickly began feuding with elderly folks and Barry Bonds. A homeless persons roof and peanut vendors marker provided the material needed for a sign stating "We're skipping school -4- the BUCS!" with "http://shalerfreepress.net" on the back and grease stains all over from garlic fries. The sign landed sign creator Nick Tolemayo, his girlfriend, MJ292(girl with blocklist), jason fawkner, kube, carlo, and marcus mares among others on the jumbotron twice.
Kip Wells and Josh Fogg promoted the site in their pre-game photo shoot with the site editors(Check SFPhotos for pictures soon).The Pirate Parrot and Bucco Brigade were also seen holding the SFP sign.
-Jason Fawkner
SFP Sports Editor
Sarkis Arbitration Hearing Set
April 23, Shaler, PA
Joseph Yablonsky, Sarkis' attorney and the Shaler Area School Board have finalized their pick for an arbitrator to hear Sarkis' case. The date has been set for June 16 and the arbitrator is a lawyer from the East End. He was chosen from a pool of 7 possible candidates with the school board and Sarkis' lawyer eliminating candidates one at a time. SFP sources, indicate that the arbitrator is "in the teachers unions pocket" and Sarkis has a 99% chance of getting his job back.
-Daniel E.
SFP Politics Editor
Archived Cover Storys
-Band Trip Uncensored
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-SFP Emerges from bankruptcy
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-Picture of the Year
-Pitt Fan Forum
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