Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building...thingie... where our beds and TV... is
(Marge) Bart looks different.
(Homer( New glasses?
(Marge) He looks disturbed.
(Homer) Probably misses his old glasses
Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel
(Homer) (looking up at the living room ceiling): "God, why do you mock me?"
(Marge) That's not God, that's a waffle that Bart threw on the ceiling
(Homer) (eats waffle): Mmmm...Sacrelicious
awww $20…..I wanted a peanut
Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies - they come wrapped in this tasty little package and are served with a delicious red sauce: it looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, BUT BROTHER, IT AIN'T KETCHUP!
