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from the U.K.
Ibiza seems to cater for every imaginable taste: around the coastline you find large tourist
resorts offering every comfort imaginable - and only ten minutes away, time seems to stand
still in little white villages nestling in amongst the pine forests.
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Staying in San Antonio Bay, Ibiza are the following geezers: |
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Bal (Andrew Ballard)
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Carta (Mike Carter)
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Rob (Robert Collings) Sponsored by Marlboro Ciggies
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Game (Shaun Jennison)
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Stu (Stuart Morris) Sponsored by Age Concern
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Fogg (Mark Fogg) Sponsored by Kodak Films
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Chuck (Andy Norris) Sponsored by Marks & Spencer
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Gregg McFee
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Pete Slater
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Pete Mills
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Clicking on the maps below will give a close up view in a seperate window. Try it! | ||
San Antonio Bay |
San Antonio Town |
Ibiza Town |
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| Although the majority of people you meet will probably be English, or at least speak pretty good English it doesn't hurt to impress with a little bit of local tongue (if you know what we mean!). So here's a few useful phrases you might like to brush up on... | |
| I'm From England | Soy de Inglaterra |
| I don't mind watching but I'd prefer not to participate | No me importa verlo, pero prefiero no participar |
| How long does the trip take? | Cuanto se tarda? |
| Do I have to declare this? | Tengo que declarar esto? |
| I feel like dancing | Tengo ganas de bailar |
| What type of music do you prefer? | Que tipo de musica prefieres? |
| How much is it to get in? | Cuanto cuesta la entranda? |
| I don't like the music here | La musica no me gusta |
| Do you have a light? | Tienes fuego, por favor? |
| Shall we get some fresh air? | Vamos a tomar el aire? |
| Would you like a drink? | Te apetece una copa? |
| Can I take you home? | Puedo ilevarte a casa? |
| Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend? | Tienes la novia/el novia? |
| I'm sorry I've got better things to do? | Lo siento, pero tengo otras cosas mas importantes que hacer. |
| Stop hassling me | Por favor, deje de molestarme |
| Get lost! | Hasta nunca! |
| Goodnight | Buenas noches |
| I really like your body | Me encanta tu cuerpo |
| Kiss me | Dame um beso |
| Fancy a kiss? | Quieres darme un beso? |
| Let's go to bed! | Vamonos a la cama! |
| Do you have a condom? | Tienes un condon? |
| That was great | Ha sido fantastico |
| Would you like a cigarette? | Quieres un cigarro? |
| I'll call you | Ya te ilamare |
| Would you like to come back to my apartment for a private party? | Quieres venir a mi apartimento para una fiesta privada? |
| Where is the toilet? | Donde esta servicio? |
| Of course I love you! | Claro que te quiero! |
| I'm sorry but I don't speak much Spanish | Lo siento, pero hablo muy poco Espanol |
| I'm having a spiritual moment! | Estay teniendo una esperiencia espiritual! |
| Do you know where I can get a taxi? | Sabes donde puedo encontrar un taxi? |
| My friend really fancies you! | Mi amigo le gustas mucho! |
| I haven't slept for three days | No he dormiro tres dias |
| It's not as good as it used to be | No es tam bueno como antes |
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Week 1 consisted of Rob, Shaun, Fogg, Mike in the Tampico and Andy, Greg, Pete and Pete2
in the appartments opposite - Med Playa. We met up outside the hotels at about 4:30am on Sunday after
arriving from the airport. Both groups had come from different parts of the country -
Bristol and Manchester - yet we had still managed to get our selves sorted. Cool!
Before we went on holiday we were told that we'd need a couple of days to get used to the
place before we started exploring and going to every place possible. Good job we booked
a two week holiday then! I'd have to admit that it's true - you need a couple of days to
just relax and check out the area. So for the first night or so we soaked up the sun and
found out where the cheapest booze shop was!! The San Miguel was put to good use in a game Rob had come up with. When we moved into our room a piece of snorkel was found. Rob attached this to a fizzy drink bottle and built his own "beer bong"! Both Shaun and Mike ... as well as Rob gave it a shot making much mess as it foamed up every where! Rob spat it over the balcony and made enough mess to get Spiros the hotel 'bloke' out shouting up loads of Spanish crap at us. So we hid! We'd all got a bit tipsy so decided to explore the hotel more. We trotted down to the pool area and then just ran and dived into the pool - still dressed! First place we visited was the West End in San Antonio town - Sunday night. Took the ferry over. It was packed and we were already pissed from the beer bong earlier! Pandy came with us too - but left the rest of his tribe to their own devices. We aquired a bottle of peach snapps along the way and brought it home to consume at a later date - some of us had already had a little too much!arse. We managed to visit the following clubs: Eden, Es Paradise, Amnesia along with famous places Cafe Del Mar, Mambo and San Antonio West End. We also buzzed into Ibiza Town a couple of times on some rented Mopeds and popped into the AguaMar for a splash about one day. [more detail will be added later] |
Mitesh is the man who caaaan - 't. Although he's full of it, he didn't fancy the idea of a holiday with the lads - sad git. He gave no reason for his refusal so here's our ideas behind his abscence... |
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 Mits was stunned by the comments |
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