Nick Fix	Naughty Nick	Nice Nick
1-01 Pilot	Nicky did a bad, bad thing... View nickcaps.	95%
1-02 Lolita	Nick places a pregnant teenager with an aunt whose boyfriend is dealing drugs out of the home. Ooops.	91%	***	*****
1-03 Reunion	Nick doesn't ask Ms Barstow out (she buys). View nickcaps.	54%
1-04 The Men from the Boys	Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Mystery Man! Join our caped crusader in his valiant fight against organised religion, rampant homophobia and the insidious spread of American table manners.	82%	***	*****
1-05 Paternity	Don't blame it on the sunshine. Don't blame it on the moonlight. Don't blame it on the good times. Blame it on the poodle.	80%	******	*****
1-06 Indian Summer	The one with the dead plant.	69%	***	****
1-07 Feeding Frenzy	Nick associates with undesirables.	57%	*******	***
1-08 Heart	iconic soup discovers she's not the only one having impure thoughts about Nick Fallin.	65%	****	*****
1-09 The Funnies	Nick goes head-to-head with a stuffed bunny.	50%	**	***
1-10 Loyalties	Enter Lulu, stage left.	42%	******	***
1-11 Home	Everybody strikes everybody off their Christmas card lists.	41%	***	**
1-12 Causality	Just how far can a Fallin fall?	62%	******* *******	****
1-13 Privilege	Nick goes all soft and gooey but no one notices. Amanda quits and... we care a lot.	70%	*****	*****
1-14 Family	Meet Mini-Me Mark II.	49%	****	****
1-15 In Loco Parentis	Nick looks at Lulu that way. Alvin writes him a memo.	68%	***	*****
1-16 Solidarity	If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.	55%	*******	******
1-17 The Divide	Nick walks out. A lot.	48%	******	*******
1-18 Mothers of the Disappeared	Woof?	63%	****	******
1-19 Lawyers, Guns & Money	Need a sugar fix?	50%	*****	********
1-20 Shelter	It ended up to be a real love story.	74%	**	*****
1-21 Chinese Wall	Nick is tempted by the dark side.	65%	*******	*****
1-22 The Beginning	The end...?	80%	******	********
		Nick Fix	Naughty Nick	Nice Nick
Title sequence	Review of the new credits and theme.	55%	--	--
2-01 Testimony	Burton goes on a field trip.	33%	*	***
2-02 Monster	It's like a porno movie.	80%	*******	*****
2-03 The Dead	Burton's buried babe bites him in the butt.	29%	***	****
2-04 The Next Life	Nick is forced to wear a name tag.	33%	*****	******
2-05 Assuming the Position	Oh! My! God! Those pesky moral turpitude clauses...	36%	****	******
2-06 The Living	Nick puts on his therapist hat.	75%	*****	*****
2-07 The Innocent	In which we learn that $60,000 is a lot of money.	58%	**	********
2-08 The Neighborhood	Hmm. Kinky.	52%	******	*******
2-09 The Dark	Nick discovers there is no light at the end of the tunnel.	71%	******* ******	******
2-10 Sacrifice	Tears and tragedy, but in the end our hero gets the girl. No, not that girl.	66%
2-11 No Good Deed	Outstanding! View nickcaps.	48%
2-12 You Belong To Me	The twilight zone... View nickcaps.	50%
2-13 Ambition	Of flying monkeys, three-piece suits and Chupa Chups.	37%
2-14 Understand Your Man	I see your true colours...	37%
2-15 Where You Are	Nick gets permission from Lulu. View nickcaps.	40%
2-16 The Weight	It all comes to a screeching halt. View nickcaps.	54%
2-17 The Intersection	The eyes have it. View nickcaps.	69%
2-18 My Aim Is True	Pants are aflame all over the place.	57%
2-19 Back in the Ring	Nick pulls his punches and Lulu delivers a savage left hook.	31%
2-20 What It Means to You	Sex, calculus, yoga, and seven kids in a bathtub.	29%
2-21 Burton and Ernie	The muppets try to please their women.	36%
2-22 Sensitive Jackals	Nick buys nail polish. Had to happen.	52%
2-23 All the Rage	Nick gets $315 worth of very bad advice.	51%

A word about your weekly Nick Fix
A picture speaks a thousand words, or so they say. So a statistically calculated scientific graph must be good for a million or so. It's a rollercoaster ride...

Notes:
indicates hot stuff (generally, Nick engaging in amorous activities or taking off his shirt).

Naughty Nick and Nice Nick ratings give a star for every bad or good thing that Nick does - according to my subjective ruling, the law, correct ethical procedure or 'acceptable' behaviour. These benchmarks may not coincide, but life ain't fair.

Nick Fix is the percentage calculation of the total amount of screen time Nick has. This excludes credits and episode recaps. It also excludes scenes where Nick is present but is not speaking, being spoken to, or reacting in any way.

The first few episodes of Season One were aired out of order. I have listed episodes in the order in which they were produced.