Funny
Stuff Funny
Stuff 
This is stuff that I find funny, you know,
jokes, errors, facts and all that I have collected for your laughing
pleasure. Now you may say "Hey, that's not funny!", well.. you
just have no sense of humour then so bugger off and leave me alone! Like
I said, TO ME IT'S FUNNY. If you get offended by this stuff
just remember: It's only a joke!...so...bugger off and leave me alone!
Here's a collection of stuff that I find reasonably funny
, some of it doesn't make me crack up laughing but it makes me want
to.
Beware. The following content may make
you laugh.
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Things That sound Dirty In Law But Aren't
Things I learned from Video Games
If People were
as dumb about cars as they are with computers
Why e-mail is like a penis
Why Dogs Don't Use Computers
Far Beyond Computer Illiterate
Modern
Creation(God didn't seem very good with computers)
Error Messages
Top Ten
Things Win95 Would Say If It Could Talk
Zen of Computing/Not Hog Raising
Guide To Safe Fax
Kids Say the Darndest Things
Children's Letters
to God
Letter to
Parents from College Student
World's
Worst Analogies
The World
According to Student Bloopers
Monthly Overall Employee Evaluation
Stupid Real Job Interviews
Things You Don't
Want To Hear During Surgery
Occupational Health and Swearing
Occupational
Jokes
Monty
Python Argument Clinic
The US Navy (actual transcript of radio
conversation)
Advertisement
Bummers
What Doctors Really Mean
Courtroom 'Transquips'
Tough Questions:"where do
you see this relationship going?"
Things Not to say During Sex
Damage Control
Kids Answers to Love
Drugs for
Men
A Comparison
Between The Sexes
Pickup Lines
The
Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles
Signs from
England
Dumb State Laws
The Italian
In America
Another Boring
Night
A Tale Of Two Jerks
Hiding Out At
Halloween
Why I'm Afraid Of Imposter Body Sprays
Correct Attire
Deductive Reasoning
Forrest Gumpism --Chocolates
Star Wars
Horoscopes
Star Wars Funny Stuff (includes
sexually tilted lines and song lyrics)
Star Wars Fraternity
Confucius Say...
Bumper Stickers
and Taglines On The Way
Real Answering
Machine Messages
Daily Affirmations
How Weird
Are You?
Beer Drinkers Guide To the Galaxy
Absurd Warning
Labels
Bloopers From Church Bulletins
Types Of Poo (gross!)
From The Intergalactic
Home Page:
Practical
Jokes (from alt.shenanigans)
Deep
Thoughts
The
Bastard Operator From Hell Collection!
This is hilarious stuff from Simon aka The Bastard Operator From Hell, I don't recommend you read all of his works unless you're very familiar with computer stuff because while I found that the first couple of parts were funny, the rest were okay but dragged on cuz I didnt' understand some of it. Read the first Bastard Operator From Hell and then skip down and read Other Fine Works From Simon.
Things To Do In Given Situations.
20 Ways to Confuse Santa
25 Christmas Ideas to Torture Your Roommate
How To Be Annoying
40 Things To Do On
A Bus
55 Ways To Get Rid Of A Blind
Date
50 Things to do
in a Church
50 Things To Do In A Computer
Lab
25 Ways Of Coping With Stress
50 Things To Do In An Elevator
30 Things To Do At A Funeral
50 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does
Not Matter
40 Signs Of Insanity
100 Ways To Freak Out Your Roommate
100 Ways To Order A Pizza
35 Things to do
in a Shower Stall
25 Things To Say To A Police Officer
Things to do
in various places
50 Things To Do In A Public Toilet
51. go in stall with peanut
butter paste (crunchy?) and smear it onto toilet paper, roll it under occupied
stall and say "Oops, could you please kick that back?". I guess
if you're really sick, you could try strawberry jam.