Site Map
My whole world summarised in a nice little page with very obvious comments made on the side. Enjoy.
About Sita - the basic non informational low down.
Pictures - Here are some
people that look like Sita
More Info About Sita
- Not really.
A Brief History of Time - it's really brief. Handy if you are an Alien and new to Earth.
A Closer Look At Life - Sita's advice for the living
A Gesture of Kindess - A man comes home and relates the story of his day to his wife... with a surprising twist.
Artwork
Gallery
Irvine
Loves
Bits n Pieces
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Bits n Pieces
2
Bits n Pieces
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Other Stuff
Awards - Stuff I got for having a jolly good site old chap!
B*I*T*C*H - Dedication page for women who believe in "Being in Total Control of Herself".
BITCH gifts - when I joined fellow members welcomed me with these.
Books
and Novels
Books Sita has Read
- just a list, I like to keep tabs of what I've read in terms of novels.
Dreamscapes - This is what I dream about. It's boggled.
Final Fantasy VIII in a Nutshell - It's the whole story of the game in about a page. Fun!
Fun Stuff - not really, but it sounds more appealing if I say it is.
Riddles - I like riddles :)
Funny Stuff - stuff that Sita thinks is funny. Not necessarily good.
Guest Book - you KNOW what to do.
History of Time - a funny overview of our history of existence by the High Commander Dick Solomon.
Life - Some advice for life.. actually I just came up with it to fill in space. Go me!
Life's Frequently Asked Question - Sita answers those life FAQs.
Links - want to leave already?? I thought we had something.. I guess I was wrong.
Link to Sita - Why not?
Maxims for Life - A cool list of advice that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Midi Music - for you to download. A modest collection of ones I like.
Movies - Funny movie quirks, a parent's guide to responsible viewing.
Sita's Old Movie Rants - kind of reviews, but bad and hideously old.
Dark Poems - more morbid
and not so lovey dovey.
My Poems - written
late...very late at night.
Written in 1997
- very pink..
Written in 1998
- I really like this layout, it's nice and dark and pretty!
Nature Poetry - This makes
me think wow... isn't nature beautiful?
Well Known Poetry
Words From the Heart - *sniff*
this stuff is good.
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Amusing Quotes -
they're just darn amusing.
Axioms - the funny
and witty stuff you can scribble in toilets.
Book Quotes -
to make you educated and sound smart, not.
Inspirational Quotes
- to you know.. inspire you.
Love
Quotes - for a mushy mix.
Movie Quotes -
while we're at it.
Sita Quotes - because
she says stupid stuff.
Sex - recent update stuff, what is sex? Random sex related ranting.
Interesting Facts About Sex - Some trivia about it all, what you didn't know about sex, Now About Those Orgasms
Funny Sexual Rants and Thoughts
Strange But True - odd little facts, like did you know that I'm really a wrinkly purple alien from the planet Bartoise? Strange..but true.
Take the Survey - stupid
questions to answer for unknown reasons. Please take it!
Survey Results
The REAL Mysteries in Life - Sita answers those all important questions like.. who ate the cookie from the cookie jar?
The Toilet - go if you need to. Your comfort is important to us.
This Thing Called Love - What is love? Some People's answers and views.. crazy little thing called love..
Web Rings - it goes around and around and around.. in theory at least..
Win an Award - For your website.