Movies: Everyone's Entitled to My Opinion - my opinion of movies (very old.. say 4 years?)
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Harry Solomon's: Parent's Guide to Responsible Viewing - hrmm...

29 Things I've Learned from Movies (unknown author)

1. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip joint at least once.

2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets which reach up to armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down

4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

5. Large loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not.

6. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

7. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

8. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

9. If you decide to start dancing in the street everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

10. Should you decide to defuse a bomb don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

11. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

12. Extremely beautiful and intelligent women are likely to become prostitutes or welders.

13. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

14. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

15. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their total opposite.

16. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

17. Radiation causes interesting mutations - not to your future children but to you, there and then.

18. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

19. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

20. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems,

21. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

22. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

23.. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

24.You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of you sweetheart back home.

25. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

26. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

27. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

28. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

29. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with > large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

Movies: An Important Learning Tool (from 3rd Rock)

Many valuable lessons can be learned from watching movies

* You can dodge machine-gun fire by running sideways.

* You can avoid injury in exploding cities by hiding in a closet.

* While an F-5 tornado can uproot a house or a tractor, it will not affect you as long as you are holding on to something.

* You should become evil. Evil people are able to spring back to life after being killed, usually two or three times.

* If you break up with you girl/boyfriend, don't worry: Estranged couples can be reunited by the outbreak of a plague, the annihilation of a couple billion earthlings by flying saucers, or really heavy winds.

* If someone walks up to you and says something witty like "Time to take out the trash" or "you were expecting the Easter Bunny?" - they are about to kill you.

A Parents Guide to Responsible Viewing

Free Willy
Recommendation: children 18 and up only.
A giant shark tries to eat a samll boy for ninety sadistic minutes.

Showgirls.
Recommendation: Ages 5 and up
The dance sequences will dazzle young and old alike.

Mr. Holland's Opus
Recommendation: Ages 12 and up
Smaller children will be upset by this tragic tale of a man who ages by thirty years in just two hours and ten minutes.

Taken From Behind 4
Recommendation: Ages 8 and up
The inspirational story of an athletic gardener who becomes romantically involved with five high-society ladies. Only caveat: The prolonged, graphic sex scenes may bore younger children.