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| Crap! Magazine! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Life and Times of Charlotte Hopkins Part II | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Here is Charlotte aged 6 and attending a relative's wedding. This is an EXTREMELY rare shot of her wearing a dress. Here Charlotte displays her knowledge of all things fashionable by not only wearing black shoes but also making sure that one sock was pulled to her knee whilst the other stayed halfway up her leg. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| AWWWW isn't she cute? Here Charlotte shows her dedication to all things Welsh by wearing the traditional welsh costume. Her dedication to all things welsh however does NOT make her a fan of the Stereophonics. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Here the reader can see Charlotte taking a break between her studies. Despite what you may be thinking at this moment in time, Charlotte was NOT dressed up for Halloween. This picture was taken just before she graduated from the the South Wales Young Witches (or should that be bitches?) Academy. We would like to reassure our readers that Charlotte's hair is only that foul green colour during Halloween. At other times of the year it reverts back to red or brown depending on how recently Charlotte has dyed her hair and if her roots are showing through. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| We were going to print a picture of Charlotte and her ex-husband Tigger but due to their divorce which in recent weeks has turned nasty, Charlotte declined to let us have the photograph. Mr Tigger was unavailable for comment, but it seems that Miss Hopkins threw him out of her house due to his numerous infidelities. Her fledging relationship with Scooby Doo has also come to an end due to his infedilities with a close friend of Miss Hopkins. She has made no comment about her rumoured relationship with Thelma. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Well I hope you've enjoyed this look into the twisted mind of me, Charlie Hopkins. I would like to take this oppotunity to thank my mother for finding these awful pictures of me and more importantly for showing them to my friends and embarassing the hell out of me. I would also like to say HAHAHAHAHA to my brother Chris because I got here and produced this before he could embarass me! Like many things I got there first. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Written by Charlie Hopkins This page was last updated 6th November 2001 |
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