We asked 100 people to...
Q Name something a blind person might use. Answer : A sword
Q Name a song with moon in the title. Answer : Blue Suede Moon
Q Name a bird with a long neck. Answer : Naomi Campbell
Q Name an occupation where you might need a torch. Answer : A Burgular
Q Name a famous brother and sister. Answer: Bonnie and Clyde
Q Name an item of clothing worn by the three musketeers Answer : A horse
Q Name a dangerous race. Answer The Arabs
Q Name something that floats in the bath. Answer : Water
Q Name something that you wear on the beach. Answer : A Deck Chair
Q Name something that is red. Answer : My Cardigan
Q Name a famous cowboy. Answer : Buck Rogers
Q Name a famous Royal. Answer: Mail (in case your not from Britain Royal Mail is the Postal Service)
Q Name a number you have to remember. Answer : Seven
Q Something you do before you go to bed. Answer : Sleep
Q Something that you put on walls. Answer : Roofs
Q Something in the garden that is green. Answer : A Shed
Q Something that flies that doesn't have an engine. Answer : A Bicycle with wings
Q Something you might be alergic to. Answer : Skiing
Q Name a famous bridge. Answer : Bridge over troubled waters
Q Something that a cat does. Answer : Goes to the toilet
Q Something you do in the bathroom. Answer : Decorate
Q Name an animal you might see in a zoo. Answer : Dog
Q Something associated with the police. Answer : Pigs
Q A sign of the zodiac Answer : April
Q Something that is slippery. Answer A con-man
Q A kind of ache. Answer : Fillet O Fish (we think this contestant got confused and thought of Hake)
Q A Food that can be brown or white. Answer : Potato
Q A Jacket Potato topping. Answer : Jam
Q Name a famous Scotsman. Answer : Jock
Q Name another famous Scotsman. Answer : Vinnie Jones
Q Name something with a hole in it. Answer A Window
Q Name a non living object with legs. Answer : A Plant
Q Name a domestic animal. Answer : A Leopard
Q Name a part of the body beginning with "N". Answer : Knee
Q A way of cooking fish. Answer : Cod
Q Something that you open other than a door. Answer : Your Bowels
Thanks to my brother Chris for providing me with those! Don't know who came up with them originally tho so whoever you are thanks!
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