| Fun Stuff 2! |
| Welcome to the mind of Charlie Hopkins! This page is a follow on to my Fun Stuff page. If you haven't already visited my Fun Stuff page then please click the link at the bottom of the page . Enjoy! Films currently being remade in Hollywood starring the Welsh lovely Catherine Zeta Jones/Douglas 1: Who Aberdares Wins 2: Live and Let Dai 3: The Full Ponty 4: Dai Hard 5: Independance Dai 6: The Outlaw Josie England 7: Wizard of Oswestry 8: License to Rhyl 9: Croco-dai-l Tondu 10: My Left Saundersfoot 11: Casablaina 12: In Beddgelert With Madonna 13: George of the Mumbles 14: Cool Hand Look You 15: Look You Bach In Bangor 16: A Fishguard Called Rhondda 17: Sheepless in Seattle 18: The Eagle has Landudno 19: The Magnificent Severn 20: Haverfordwest Was Won 21: 9 and a half Leeks 22: Porthcawl of the Wild 23: Trefforest Gump 24: Catatonia on a Hot Tin Roof 25: Cwmando 26: A Bridgend too far 27: The Lost Boyos 28: Twin Leeks 29: Reservoir Gogs Thanks to my mate Clare W for those! Some very true things 1) Moles are always smaller than you imagine 2) At the end of every party there is always a fat girl crying (NO EMAILS SAYING THIS IS ME! Charlie) 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint to toilet gets scynchronised with a complete stranger 4) You're never quite sure if its ok to eat green crisps 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator (it spells Boobless by the way in case you're wondering! Charlie) 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible! 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly 8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden 9) Whatever your age the desire to make plastic dolls shag is almost impossible to resist 10) Nobody dares make cup a soup in a bowl 11) You never know where to look when eating an apple (All Eddie Izzard fans don't forget the dog impression first!: Charlie) 12) It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly 14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball (Found one in mine the other day: Charlie) 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses (Or if you're Welsh Sheep! Watch out here comes the farmer! Charlie) 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school 17) The embarrassing thing you can do as a school kid is call your teacher mum or dad (Not if they're really your mum or dad like mine were! Thats embarrassing on its own! Charlie) 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity! 19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a piss flushed half way through and then raced against the flush 21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong! 22) It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee (Or when one hits you in the head! Charlie) 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited 24) You never ever run out of salt 25) Old ladies can eat more than you think 26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog (Unless its a scary looking dog! Charlie) 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've gotten your hand or head stuck in something 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers 29) Despite constant warning you've never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan 30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard 32) You've turned into your dad the day you've put aside a thin piece of wood to specifically stir paint with 33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose 34) Bricks are horrible to carry 35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip 36) Triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones Thanks again to my mate Clare W! Click the link to be returned to my Fun Stuff page or the Homepage OR if you want to you can email me! Written by Charlie Hopkins (Updated 11th Feb. 2003) |