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Added on June 4, 2006
Harry was contemplating another painful year, even more painful year than normal, he had lost his god father to the veil of death in the ministry, Harry froze as he saw his godfather die and he did nothing, Harry knew there was nothing he could do and was still kicking himself for lowering himself to the level where he used the Crucio curse at Bellatrix Lestrange, Harry couldn’t believe his Godfather was gone for good he knew it was his job to kill Voldemort and Harry know didn’t mind killing bastards that had the dark mark and people who got in his way, Harry was going to save grief and remorse till the war was over so he could work efficiently and get the job, he switched his thoughts to Ron and Hermione, they were spying on him for the order and were probably never friend’s just a ruse to control the unstable little Harry for Dumbles when Harry thought about it he realised that it was a set up for him Ron because of what Mrs Weasley first said that caused Harry to go investigate and find out how to get too the platform she said “the place full of muggle’s of course, now Fred dear what is the platform…ok 9 3/4 it is” Harry couldn’t believe it molly and Arthur Weasley go there every year for one of there kids so she would know it off by heart, she was trying to attract Harry by stating obvious info that he need in front of his nose to bait him and she got him hook line and sinker, Harry shook his head and started to calm himself because he did not want his magic going off in the car, he shook his head again so he could make plans for training and other things like practicing his special talents that he found out half way through fifth year that he kept hidden from the little spy’s and thinking about what he would take class wise in his sixth year.
Added on March 22, 2006
D new girl is rough,exotic n hot.She is Dumbledore's trusted girl 2 do something 4 our famous hero.Harry luks forward 2 her duties for him wether in d war or in his bed.Who can blame him?He's 17 with raging hormones
Added on February 9, 2006
Now
Hermione was scribbling to a parchment and wrote.
Men Are Hard To Please Message: The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with
him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE
him;
If u Don't, he says u a! re from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to PO! SSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true
huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love
him;
If u do! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are
TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!
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