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| Ok, Here is where I let it all come out. This page is dedicated to MY opinion on everything that's going on in my life and around the globe. Remember people, this is my opinion and if you feel you might be offended by it, you should click "back" on your browser NOW, otherwise, ENJOY! |
| George W. Bush |
| I didn't know whether or not to make a category called "Politics". If I did, would I have put this guy under it? "Hell NO!". I don't know much about politics, but I probably know more than this idiot that our wonderful people have decided to be president . There is plenty to say about George Bush, but where should I start? Well let's see, he was first Governor of Texas, where I was born, then he ran for president.I think the only reason he won Texas, was because they wanted him out of Texas. "Maybe if we vote him in as President, he will move to D.C, and we'll have a new governor, YAY!" I was totally against him becoming president from the start. I would listen to his speeches and hear him say things that would go something like this; " We are after the enemies, and the enemies are here, and they are our enemies, and they are visible, so we can see... our... enemies, THANK YOU!" OH!everyone loves it when Bush gets nervous while making a speech, just as nervous as Anna Nicole Smith is in front of a scale.I'm also sure everyone loves the new vocabulary the president seems to make whenever he has to make a speech. He always tries to give his I.Q a little boost with big words like, ecologisticallyful, seriousnessly, "expand to it's full contentliness", Of course all these quotes are joking, but all you have to do is listen to him whenever he gives any speech and you will find some of these idiotic words.I love this country, but in all honesty, I would feel more comfortable with Arnold Schwartzenegger as president, actually, scratch that. When I heard of the news that Bush won, I said, I know his first move, he will order a big lego wall to be built between the U.S and Mexico. Then he would order being gay as "illegal". But we are stuck with this loser for a president, but a little more than half the country picked this guy to lead us, so all we can do is wait and see how this one turns out. I wouldn't be surprised if the United States becomes completely tax free and our economy totally crashes to hell. It's a great country, people really know how to pick them right? |
| Anna Nicole Smith |
| This girl is wild, crazy, not sexy, and FAT. Yes it's time she faces the fact that she is FAT. Her shirts and I have realized that already, and i'm sure the rest of America has also. Her new show, as far as I know, started earlier this year.They said it was going to be revealing, and it sure was. I almost cried when I saw the threads on her clothes hanging on with their last thread. It was so depressing. Ok, I too was fat for a while in my life, but I knew how to dress. She thinks she still wears a small. That is not right. She looks like she's got a stack of 4X4 BF Goodrich tires for a stomache. All I ask is that she wears clothes that fits her, I'm sure that will make her seem, a bit attractive.... Nah.. it won't but it won't leave people's pupils dialated after watching her show. |
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| Arnold Schwarzenegger and Proposition 49 |
| Ok, since when did Arnold care about politics? When did this big muscular ape care about the children and what they do after school? Did one of them break one of his car windows as seen in his commercial for prop 49? Everyone has been hearing that he might want to become a governor or just become more of the political world. If he should do that, I'd like to know exactly how people would understand his sloppy english. (Click the following quote to hear what i'm talking about. ->) "Der are ova a miyon kids below de age of fifteen that are unsupavised in da aftanune.....because beteen three and six o' cock in da aftanune, dats when you teenage pregnancy happens, beteen three and six o' cock in da afternune kids join gangs" imagine this voice, as one of the leaders of our nation. |
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| Christina Aguilera |
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| I hate this girl. I can't stand this bitch for shit. I think she is the ugliest shit ever. AND YES, she does look like a poodle, but sounds much worse. |
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| Michael Jackson |
| This guy is the "King of Pop". I don't know why, he should be called the "Queen of Pop". He certainly has the voice for it, as well as the taste. As you all know, he adores little boys, and animals. I think the thing I can't stand is the fact that he thinks he's better than everyone else. He walks around acting as though he is the shit. He's not. Another thing is that he can't even keep his face straight. He's gone through so many surgeories I wonder why he still looks so horrible. Well I personally think he looks like an alien that crash landed in the hall of fame. To others he might seem as some other creature, go ahead and draw your own conclusion. One thing that everyone can agree on though, is Keep Your Children Away! If he's not touching them, he's dangling them off of a 5 story window. |