These are the links I truly enjoy.
Links, get it? Link? Links? Oh I'm so funny!
Many of them are almost completely non-offensive to the average person's sensibilities.
If this isn't quite what you are looking for, you can try the other side of the coin at the Bad Taste Link World. This is guaranteed to fulfill your disgust quotient for the day.
My Friends on the Net
GROVA!!! All the Grover you can take, and then some.
Skins, Skivvies, Scarecrow, Space Ape - whatever you want to call him, here he is in all his hick-lovin' glory.
Dan's Page has lots of stories guaranteed to piss people off, including a gross little poem of mine. (Dan hearts Satan and has half a testicle, by the way. In a jar.)
Fun Stuff the Net's Got to Offer
Beyond Weird. By far the best collection of sites to check out. Some of the stuff I have here is blatantly stolen from them. (These are just the ones I like.) If you like the occult, conspiracy theories and intelligent useless pages, go here right now. Now. Now!!!
WEEN!!! You know you love 'em!
The Hyperreal Drug Archive. Anything you've ever wondered about these lovely illicit substances will be revealed here, for educational purposes only of course.
8 Bits of power: A tribute to the original NES.
The Gremlin. This is a place that sells old animation cells and sketches for lots of money, but they've put up a ton of great images from old shows, including Fat Albert and the Secret of NIMH. Rip off their pictures for your page!
The Anagram Server. Type in any letter combination and it'll give you hundreds of rearrangements. A skylark shoe!
PEEPS. The Peep Homepage. 'Nuff said.
Casco Bay Weekly: Find out what's happening in my hometown of Portland, Maine, from one of the more interesting little papers out there.
Want to get any chord progression, tablature or bassline to that song stuck in your head? The Online Guitar Archive has all this for hundreds of bands and artists.
For all you SubGenii out there, get your ever-lovin' ass to The Stark Fist of Removal. Praise Bob!
The ever-entertaining Mystery Science Theater 3000 page.
If you like adventure (like I do), try a Trainhopping Page.
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