Mwuhahahaha
Well, I thought to myself, what to do with this pumpkin now that Halloween has passed?  Oh, I know....
You can guess...  Yep, pumpkin pie!
Just kidding, I filled that thing with lead.  About a hundred shots or so with my air rifle.
Sadly, this did not produce the desired effect of pumpkin bits sprayed around the side yard, wish I had explosives.
So, I did the next best thing...
I got Mid-Evil on the thing.
This still did not do quite the thing I had hoped for...
This crushed up the pumpkin pretty well, yet for some reason, I was not pleased.
Yep, it took another round with the hatchet.  Perfect small bits.
But this posed another problem, how to cover up the grisly crime?
Dig like never before