· Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
· Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
· Be unique and different, say yes.
· Can I flirt with you?
· Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
· Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
· Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
· Did it hurt? When you fell down from heaven?
· Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
· Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
· Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
· Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
· Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
· Do you know the difference between a blow job and a big mac? No! You wanna' have lunch tomorrow?
· Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
· Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a fuck is out of the question.
· Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
· Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
· Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize.
· Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
· Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
· Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?
· Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me.
· Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
· Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
· Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
· Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
· Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth.
· Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
· How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
· How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
· How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
· I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day ... But I'm a sex machine by night!
· I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.
· I enjoy doing maintenance; you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.
· I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
· I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
· I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
· I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
· I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
· I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
· I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
· I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
· I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
· I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
· I'd look good on you.
· If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
· If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
· If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
· If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
· If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
· If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
· If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
· If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
· If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
· If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
· If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
· I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
· I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.
· I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
· I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
· I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
· I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
· Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
· Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
· Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
· Just call me milk, I'll do your body good